Smal

Absolutely love Emre. Looking forward to getting to see him play a bit more often hopefully

Would be unreal if we got him. Starting to get my hopes up now

Last two tweets Cabaye's posted aren't real. Still gets people every time though

Have you actually tried singing that? It's quite difficult

Gutted we're not in for Sigurdsson at that price. He'll be one of the most productive players in the league next year for sure

I have socks that go over my football socks, but they don't have dots on. http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/Products/Pro-Direct-MetaSox-Football-Elite-Sport-Sock-Soccer-Sock-White-35299.aspx Matt Jarvis uses the same ones!

That's a different Asian

Has anything been said about Taylor making the provisional GB squad, btw?

Would've thought you'd need a holding midfielder against Sigurdsson, mind

Gourcuff

looks like José Enrique

The worry would be how much money he wants. I wouldn't have thought he'd be an immediate first choice. We don't want £40k p/w players sitting on the bench most weeks. Those days are behind us.

So we still have no idea on Tavernier?

Still think we should get Sigurdsson, although Butterfield sounds good too. Gylfi counts as a home-grown player as well

Art nob http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/05/article-1315223440461-0DB8514000000578-468948_636x403.jpg

Johnson wouldn't really fit in our team. We can't really afford to have MOTD players like him or Moses etc.

I bet they have cake and jelly and balloons

Outside of FM and FIFA, is Martin Olsson any good?

such a hypocrite. 'Just don't like how he gets personal'

Lineker's great on Twitter

Everton need testing for drugs, like

Distance between the defence and the strikers is too large which is resulting in long ball. Was much better when we were 4-2-3-1 with Cabaye at the top of the midfield :/

Relegated next season

We're miles off them at the moment. Really poor so far

Bale at left back for Spurs? Mon Fulham