Smal

Ashley Williams?

Krul - 6. Needs to just pass it to the full back more. Claimed crosses well Simpson - 6. Wasn't diabolical today. Shot was poor Willo - 8. Exactly what I'd want from him. Solid, dominant in the air, simple. Colo - 7. Solid defensively, did the transitional things well. Maybe, as captain, should be calming the team down and ordering them to keep the ball better. Especially should be telling Krul what to do. Santon - 7. Got done a couple of times, but was very good going forward. Raylor - 6. Average. Wasn't noticeable, but that's probably a good thing for him. Guthrie - 8. I love this guy. Needs to play in a 3 with Tioté and Yohan. Jonás - 6. Did ok today. Worked hard, but still needs to do more creatively HBA - 6.5. Great skills and that, but he wasn't involved for the last half an hour, but that was through no fault of his own. Best - 7. Class goal, and looked good. Shola - 3. Upsetting

If you were going to be a professional footballer in the most reputable league in the world, you'd at least make the effort to not look a fat cunt . Dear me

He'll be fine, I think. Just didn't look up for it in that weather

--------Shola-------- Best----------------- ------------------HBA ----Jonás-Taylor--- -------Guthrie------- Something weird like that, isn't it? Shocking half from us, really. Good job QPR have put out what is probably the worst XI in the league this season

HE CAN't HAVE SKILLS. HE'S IRISH! Seriously though, great touch and finish from him

We deserve to be loosing

If only Colo was our manager

We look like we can't be arsed. Terrible lazy long ball tactics

QPR are playing in our lucky colours

REALLY? Who is it?

Pardew even says HBA is in good form yet he's starting Ameobi and Best. It's clear what sort of style we're going for, but it doesn't really excuse why Raylor is starting instead of HBA

Guthrie is a good player

I thought we'd moved on from this shit like, Pards

Helguson's going to score from a corner, Mackie will score a miskick, but we'll win 4-2. Best x 2, Taylor and Jonás for us

Why? Just had a look at the table, turns out Fulham aren't doing as well as I thought they were. They do normally finish the season strong though, so they could be potential contenders for 7th

Fulham losing 3-1 to Blackburn. That's good for us, right?

Got him on FM and it says he could be the next Kieran Richardson! Sign him up

I hope we don't play that bollocks high line shite like we did vs WBA. Wouldn't be surprised if we did mind, as this is a team Pardew will say we should be 'controlling' the match against

Has pretty flawless technique. Really like him. Glides across the pitch rather than staggering a la Simpson

Alex hasn't joined them yet. Doubt he'll agree to join relegation candidates (although that boring cunt Hughes will probably keep them up)

Brazilian FM researcher reckons he's gash, despite him winning some award at an under 20 tournament

I don't even like actual football anymore. Just this day

Man U clearly want him to stay as they've rejected bids and offered him a contract, which he's turned down

I missed the control bit for some reason