Really? I was going to suggest my best friend's son, he's 18 months old and 5ft tall already. Has great determination as shown when he exited from his girl's ass instead.
wtf?
I was on board until the ass exiting came up.
In recent memory the Cabaye free kick against Manchester United. Was watching that match with a Manchester fan and I just went absolutely beserk. He'd been giving me his standard shite all week so started screaming in his face.
Gary Lineker @GaryLineker 3m3 minutes ago
Norwich are 3 up at Sunderland. And to make matters worse the Stadium of Light appears to be going through some sort of evacuation.