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GideonShandy

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  1. Boycuott, tbh. We demand a club that tries.
  2. His productivity dropped off in the latter part of the season. In the 10 games after the cup win he scored 4 goals but 2 were pelanties. In the 10 games immediately before the final, 5 goals including 3 pens. But in the 27 games before that (i.e. the first 27 games of the season) he scored 17, all from open play.
  3. Correct https://www.fotmob.com/leagues/47/stats/season/23685/players/goals/premier-league
  4. What we need to do is get PSR declared illegal, or voted out, or otherwise abolished.
  5. Isak: "Hi Yasir. My current contract pays me £150,000/week, lasts through 2028 and has no release clause. I'd like a new deal that pays me double that and has a release clause so that the expiration date is irrelevant." Al-Rumayyan: "Hmmm. Having a hard time seeing why that's a good deal for the club. Why d'you think I would agree to that?" Isak: "Because if you don't, I'll pretend to be injured for half the season, put in a half-arsed effort on the field and moan incessantly to my teammates that they're being played for suckers and would be better off elsewhere." Al-Rumayyan: "OK, so what happens if I agree?" Isak: "I'll take the extra money, put in a minimally-acceptable effort taking care not to get injured, and then bugger off to join my friends at Liverpool as soon as the season ends." Al-Rumayyan: "Fuck that shit. Get back to work."
  6. He doesn't deserve shit at this point. He'll be gone after this coming season anyway. Hold him to his current contract until then. He won't sign any new deal that goes beyond the three years left on his present one. We shouldn't reward him for disrespecting the club by upping his wages, just because we're afraid he won't give 100% otherwise.
  7. Doubtless being urged to keep agitating for a move so that Socieded get their sell-on fee asap.
  8. Not so sure about that. I'll never feel the same way about him as I did when he scored at Wembley and jumped up on the advertising hoarding.
  9. Maybe he agreed to the buyback provision as part of the move to Burnley.
  10. Suds Gopaladesikan Can he build it? Yes he can.
  11. I get nostalgic for the halcyon days of Lord Westwood, the Geordie swashbuckler.
  12. Can't get much more authoritative than ChatGPT tbh.
  13. Suspect this may be right. Burnley stringing us along knowing that City might exercise their right to buy him back for 40 million.
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