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Toondave

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  1. gets worse when they find out theyve been flogged to rawk
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    Football pet hates

    Friends who think they're ITK just got a text saying we're meeting ogbonna representatives tomorrow, one of the hottest cb's in europe and aye he'll come here
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    The remaining 4 players should improve their French tbh lingua franca you could say
  4. http://24.media.tumblr.com/de55ca9bc7c57ba365ec5c74f6f7d29a/tumblr_meyjysWii61r7tto1o1_500.jpg
  5. I wouldn't try and analyse pardews words you'll just end up further from the truth than when you started
  6. oh they were shite they were shite ------------------------------- gives everyone on the team at least 5/10
  7. He has a pizza collection? Tmnt stuff this, sign him up
  8. Magic mike Williamson that is. I don't want shot of you mike don't panic
  9. The dreaded shirt curse has struck me again. Got Shearer on the back of my championship shirt, he never returned as manager Got Jose Enrique on my shirt first season up, he left Got Nolan on my shirt second season up, he left I chose Coloccini this year because he is captain and just signed a 5 year deal. NOW HES LEAVING. Use your power for good, man. get magic mike plastered back and front
  10. Haven't got my "Which? guide to political correctness" to hand, is this one ok?
  11. Just saw blackface Diouf kid, fucking quality that. So wrong but so right
  12. Ooooooo now let's not say things we don't mean
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    Alan Pardew

    Give over man He went for the win in the last 5 mins He took off one of our two CMs and replaced him with a shattered CF. It's all his fault. It's really not like??? We defended like a bag of s***. Even without shola coming on they would of went on to score more!! It was 4-3 until Bigi went off. 10 minutes later, it was 7-3. It's not f***ing rocket science. The championing of Bigi on here is daft at times. It didn't have to be a terrible decision. The terrible decision was not reverting to having two wingers; the full-backs got utterly bumraped all game long. I think that has something to do with 50% of them being called D.Simpson
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    Alan Pardew

    Who else could he put on? The bench tonight was the worst in our PL history. Don't change it then. The players were dead on their feet compared to their lot. And Shola is going to change that..... Shola is slow we all know that but fuck me tonight he must have been warming up with a few pies. Was cm his position or could he just not keep up so was stuck there
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    Alan Pardew

    Should've been more defensive what the absolute fuck 3-3 and he says no more goals. We canna defend 2 min you can fuck 20 minutes right off. And subs were genius as per usual. What a fucking Doyle
  16. I find I have to talk differntly sometimes to get foreigns to understand me but I divnt start talking like them ffs, he must be taking the piss and if he is fucking well played hahahah
  17. :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear: :kinnear:
  18. What ever floats your boat mate don't find him very attractive myself danny doesnt care for boats he shags who he wants
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