Dr Colossus

Funny how they're sponsored by a bingo company and never get a full house.

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

COME ON EVERTON, DEMOLISH THIS SHOWER OF SHIT! Already heard the M'ONg Seven Nation Army chant, as well as "the greatest team the world has ever seen"

Terry sacked in the morning.

Fat kid mascots

Former mackem manager Roy Keane and former mackem manager Peter Reid in the ITV studio tonight. Mackemedia.

Mario Gotze extends Dortmund contract until 2016.

It helps that Ronaldo joined Real for a world record fee, and not a kid coming through the ranks. He won't be forever unable to better it, all he has to do is sign for Real to be able to better it. Obviously never going to happen, but you get my point. I thought the record was 100 La Liga goals in the quickest time. Thought it was 100 for Real. Apologies if I'm wrong. Sure Messi will give a shit mind, the amount of records he's notching up on a weekly basis. Looking for his 50th in the CL tomorrow night against Meelan.

Yeah, you'd also think that goalkeepers would have time to work on their kicking, a lot of keepers are really s*** with their feet. Do they get involved with like the passing and ball control exercises in training or do they just go off with the goalkeeping coach and stop shots? Keepers are footballers, they should be able to play football. :pepguardiola:

It helps that Ronaldo joined Real for a world record fee, and not a kid coming through the ranks. He won't be forever unable to better it, all he has to do is sign for Real to be able to better it. Obviously never going to happen, but you get my point.

How the one in the back of FourFourTwo always seems to be made up of the same fucking players every time. Always Buffon in goal, always Cafu at right back, always Maldini at centre half/left back, always Zidane in there, and always a combination of Maradona, either Ronaldo and/or Messi, with all the attacking players listed played out of position.

Anyone see on Sunday when the camera cut to Pardew and Vuckic was sat on the bench staring silently forwards like a cold Slovenian hitman?

Jonas was steaming into the box so would- Aye, you're right.

Almost mackem-esque level of domination. http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405405_354276911267508_174229089272292_1281905_1699217422_n.jpg

Without any expertise or knowledge in the area, I would have to say no. Would you risk another cardiac arrest, and would any club allow it? At the time it first happened I remember seeing people say things like "hopefully he can get back to playing as soon as possible" and just thinking that it doesn't matter if he ever plays again, what's important is that he lives and makes the best recovery possible.

When a game is level but end-to-end and the commentator says "this could go either way!" It could go one of three ways, jackass.

Luis Enrique, Roma manager now. Also made 157 appearances for Real Madrid.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pTWrRLZASQU/SwsV4BaLsKI/AAAAAAAAANE/mSVFnLwCT_Q/s1600/hulk_hogan-pointing.jpg

;D

Comes across as a bit of an unreasonable dick. He was a pundit himself anyway. Who calls a 0-0 a "none-none"?

All managers of top clubs, amazing...

What a strange thing to say. How is it aha? He's a premier league footballer. He's pretty much gurantee'd gash regardless of how he looks. Hmmm, He'll be spending most of his time in Sunderland. He can have the gash he gets there with no qualms from me. He won't fit in properly in Sunderland either unless of course he has some close relatives here with him , that he can shag. All joking aside, he's the closest thing I've seen in this country to Franck Ribery. Not as a footballer but as someone who's been smacked in the face with a pick axe type stakes. Ribery was smacked in the face with a truck tbf. McClean is just a f***-ugly lad exacerbated by contracting that airborne virus in wearside that makes you to turn into a bitter, twisty-faced wretch.

Barca are apparently keeping tabs on Subotic as well. Everyone wants a piece of Dortmund now.

What's with the ? Fair play to them. It's intolerable fuckers like you that cause homosexuals to remained in hiding in football. Grow up and get a f***ing grip, man. Fair play. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/nevillekiss595.jpg :fwap:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mc299F0b1rqs5o7o1_500.gif