Dr Colossus

Well he has to get forward more. He should never be behind Tiote in my mind. Did you see the positioning of them both in the move leading to our goal? Cabaye about 15 yards behind Tiote who was bombing forward, should always be the opposite way around. Thought Cabaye also made some poor choices on the ball, notably one in the first half where he tried to slide it to Obertan between two Arsenal midfielders who were both right either side of the lightbulb-headed one.

Absolutely atrocious, simply must go.

da f*** Vietnamese grandparents apparently, he plays in the French 5th tier (my reaction too)

Come off the bench late on, score the winner then piss off back to Cardiff for the rest of the season.

With Ciro Ferrara at the back, Careca up front and a young Gianfranco Zola

Cabaye actually was in my dream last night. I was sitting next to him in his English lessons helping him learn words and stuff.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0q38kkb7u1qin4evo1_500.png At first I was like 'No way he hit the bar' but then I was like http://i43.tinypic.com/2ijqgxl.png

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7036/6826189606_cac761b99f_z.jpg Can't work out where Cheik's expression is on the scale of

Liverpool?

Agree with that, too. Remember Bassong's immense defensive performance against Everton at home. Seemed like every time the ball went in our box it was him that headed it away. Thought he was a money-grabbing selfish prick at first when he left, he'd have been nothing without us and he didn't care a jot about the club etc. After a while you realise that a team toward the top end of the Premier League offered £8 million for him, neither club nor player would have refused it, grudge gone. Still quite funny how his career is suffering from the curse which usually befalls players who leave us. EDIT: Dinho's avatar

Have you seen what our highest paid player/captain drives? Dear God I hope they do the Zoolander scene in Coloccini's car

"He's almost like a poor man's Wayne Rooney" Martin Keown swinging haymakers left and right

The Sunday Mirror this morning are reporting that Lukas Podolski is one of Arsenal's summer transfer targets. That's a scoop...

Jos3 Tworado better score the winner here. Either that or P3P3 to equalise after.

Montwoapiece equalised. Can't think of a pun. Jefferson Antwonio Montworo?

Who equalised? Does their name have any Z's in?

Cristiano 2ona1do (playing away but ynar)

H1gua1n

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The 'FTM'

I don't have photoshop but erm... you know that scene in Mission Impossible? Someone get on that for me, ta.

Muniain's pace in the 89th minute to get on the end of that ball.

MOVE OVER CASILLAS, THERE IS A NEW SAN IKER