Dr Colossus

Carragher you f***ing ridiculous prick!

Enrique's WTF face there

tickled me f***ing pink, that

*** ? Clearly means Real and Atlético Madrid

Lush by Song and Walcott to put RVP in just before the goal.

You bring up a good point. As much as people like to believe it Barca are just as bad as Madrid in terms of bully-spending. When I looked at the players coming in, it seemed like Barca were more willing to spend most of their money on one player. 70 million on Zlatan, and a combined 74 million on Fabregas and Sanchez, for example. Granted, Real did spend 80m and 50m on Ronaldo and Kaka, but that did come in a summer where they spent 259m, due to the return of Florentino Perez (and in response to Barca winning the treble) The result of Barca spending more on fewer players is the current situation of Barca having the best first 11 but Madrid the best squad.

Conclusion: what the f*** did I do that for, where's me tea?

Barca 2008-09 Total spending: €88 million Total income: €49.5 million 2009-10 Total spending: €85.5 million Total income: €2 million (f***ing Zlatan) 2010-11 Total spending: €71.5 million Total income: €43 million 2011-12 Total spending: €72 million Total income: €8.25 million Total spent: €317 million Total income: €102.75 Total: €214.25 million loss

Real Madrid 2008-09 Total spending: € 71.7 million Total income: € 69.7 million 2009-10 Total spending: €259 million Total income: €88.5 million 2010-11 Total spending: €74.5 million Total income: €16 million 2011-12 Total spending: €55 million Total income: €9 million Total spending over 4 seasons: €460.2 million Total income over 4 seasons: €183.2 million Total: €277 million loss

Eggy Arphexad

He's nee Yaya Banana

Aye you're right, Sky commentators just reeled off those two stats back to back, confusing

Messi just notched his 40th league goal of the season. 143rd league goal in 200 league games.

most don't. Ivor Biggun?

F***ing fixed tbh

That Holland kit. As for the Arsenal, Barca and Man U ones... at least the shorts are alright.

"Well Arsenal have looked brighter since the break"

Dunno like, looking at that thing goldfish do with their mouths...

Nocerino's lush beard is providing a delightful contrast with KPB's f***ing shameful hair.

rafvdvaart Rafael van der Vaart Disappointed to say I won't be playing tomorrow against #Newcastle. 3 point will be a great birthday present!! 4 minutes ago

Which Premier League club spent the most money in the January transfer window? Went for QPR based on them signing Cisse, Zamora & Taiwo, and also being minted.

Just got back from a pub quiz where I answered a question incorrectly when the answer was 'Newcastle United'.

http://www.scribd.com/fullscreen/80851182?access_key=key-9zrst7mcy8qdwhbants Demba's 30.2% chance conversion compared to Suarez's 6.6%

NilePowerRanger Nile ranger When ur sat in row Z, an the ball hits your head,that's Nile Ranger" #perfectsongfornile" love it 2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Voted "It's been a freak, we'll be mid table next season", playing in Europe will cause our league form to suffer. Really though, it almost feels like we're slightly above where we aimed to be for our 2nd season after promotion, or are progressing slightly too quickly. Good.