Dr Colossus

I'm wearing Zenit's shirt especially for this shit.

Rodgers if they manage to pull this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQXy72PByQU

Shearer Debatable. Fatt Le Tits? EDIT: Nah, even taking the piss I can't suggest that.

Samba's 28. Know who I'd rather have out of him and Mertesacker tbh.

Iglesias Borja Valero. Shit for West Brom, signs for Villarreal and wins the award for best player in La Liga. In terms of PES Master League Legends: Kaiser, Bradley, Bouquet, Ximelez, Espimas, Shimizu, El Moubarki, Hong Yon Nam, Hoekstra, Machado, Marchand, Nijkamp, Postma, Palmieri, Schwarz, Van den Berg... God I've given so many hours to that game.

dunno if it is the waistcoat f***ing with my sense of perspective, or the fact i've been drinking codeine phosphate cough syrup all day, but what a massive f***ing heed the man has got. Looks like some kind of ventriloquist dummy, or like something curious happened to Pinocchio on the transition to 'real boy'.

Jonatan Johansson

Ant McPartlin's supposed to be alright between the sticks...

Oh aye, my bad. Finding it quite hard to think of them from outside us.

Thanks to Wikipedia: Harper, Taylor and the Ameobii, bolstered by Michael Carrick, Lee Novak, Jonny Rowell, Danny Graham and assorted current reserve or Gateshead players. Thank Christ we don't have a Catalan-style national side.

Current players for us or any club?

Jan Kromkamp Hatem Trabelsi Current Georgian Minister of Energy and Natural Resources, Kakha Kaladze

Made a great run through the departures lounge before choosing the wrong plane. Ran through the gate, then back, then back through again, then back out, then back through, but by then the plane had gone and his carry-on luggage got nicked off him.

2014.

Nyah, no way. Josemi, Nunes, Neil Mellor, yes. Morientes, no.

Mandzukic against Wolfsburg?

Whenever players obviously trash their career for loads of money it's disheartening. Lucas Barrios pissed me off so much when he did it.

In my youth I've played in a full schoolyard game, around 30 a side, where an empty can was used as a ball. This was in the early 2000s as well. Anyone here ever play Eggs?

Retired after the 2006 World Cup so by that he played twice as long in the 00s than he did the 90s.

Had one vote in the Ballon D'Or in 2000. Paul Scholes has never had any votes.

Alternately, they wouldn't have got to the final with him in the team.

For a moment, in my just-woke-up state, I thought you meant 'why didn't he just jump into that tackle on Bale, break his ankle and make sure he doesn't score the winner'. Then I remembered.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Cardiac+Team+Treated+Fabrice+Muamba+After+OTsb1Ol4bD9l.jpg Spurs club doctor Shabaaz Mughal http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/content/news/100726_sjs.jpg Michael Moon from Eastenders

Hamsik also looks like some kind of terrifying undead coconut.

Not bad, this horsemeat.