Dr Colossus

Taribo Wesest? Isaac Okoronkwo? Joseph Yobobobobobobo?

Bite your tongue, Fulham and American legend. I agree like. McBride was Fulham's talisman for a fair few seasons. Not a random footballer at all imo. Aye, some of these are nowhere near random enough. Veron and Mutu over the other page man. Let's just say Adriano and get it done with.

Lee Dong Gook Jeremie Aliadiere Massimo Maccarone Their entire team then tbf Linvoy Primus

Pablo Counago is my key phrase for speaking a Smoggie accent.

Brazil shall be wearing this lovely piece of work this evening. http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Brazil-2013-home-nike-football-shirt-i.jpg

England v Brazil and they still find a way to show Ronnie Radford

Wish Vince McMahon had bought us after all...

Just saw Real Madrid lost to a Cristiano Ronaldo own goal.

Double-Denim Debuchy

WE SHOULD FLOAT OUR SET PENISES TO CHEICK

Boubacan't Parry.

Victor Moses making a '0-1' sign in the Nigerian wall there.

Taylor's jump celebration at the final whistle; especially considering he went for it, then had to stop and check the ref had blown before going again.

When the camera cut to Biggie on the bench just looking quite zoned out and smiley.

"We've seen in the Premier League Tiote score some fantastic goals from range, so we know he's capable from that distance." In fairness it was only a couple of metres over, but still.

Good old Catalá, full of x's for no reason.

She was alright as far as school lasses go, not like footballer's ones. Must've been on pay as you go like a numpty or something as well. EDIT: How, TBG.

Oh, and her phone bill's £150 a month.

Was in Morpeth at the lights on Manchester St about an hour ago, behind a big white Audi with an Italian number plate. I'm thinking 'hellaw, who's this like?' Anyway, in the O2 shop in the arcade a short while later, and in comes Santon and his lass. They stood looking at phones on the side, each giggling at things each other were saying in quite a thick-sounding way. Meanwhile I'm trying to get my dad to stop looking at him and smiling because celebrities generally don't like to be bothered. The lass was about 18 and not very attractive at all. He was quite tall and lanky and didn't have a belt on. On their way out the fatha stopped him and goes "Have a good game tomorrow." He looked baffled for a second then went "Oh, thank you."

Feel like the only person who prefers nobby_solano's to Weznufc's.

"One, two, three and to the four, Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door"

I was getting so excited before the end of this

Allen with a forward pass.

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/154131/article_4748d49aa415f12a_1359305098_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg

Where's that list of players I've got scouted for the future, needs editing.