Dr Colossus

The voice and asininity of Gary Bennett.

Just having come on for the first time, how many gifs have been posted today?

Ashley has to back him or sack him, while some people would like to crack him.

Not even when he's signed. He actually has to be in our team for a match. That's the level of scepticism we're now at. I won't believe it till he's been on Jeremy Kyle and had a DNA test to prove its him. All of these posts are brilliant. A part of me doesn't fully believe that Debuchy is permanently our player at last. It feels like he'll just go "nah, fuck this" after a few games then go back to Lille or something.

This in his voice

Swansea have the lowest percentage of goals from set pieces? All it takes is a Cabaye free kick and a dubious Coloccini volley back in, I guess.

I like Henriquez a lot. Also I like Espinoza's hair.

It wasn't so much bringing Cabaye off, yes he's just coming back from injury. It's bringing off our best player in the game, who'd scored the goal that had put us ahead and was running the show, to sit back and try to hold onto a one goal lead which we lose and are then unable to get back into the game. This is how our games go now, one of either: 1. We go ahead, then they turn it around and beat us 2. They go ahead, we are unable to get anything back Every time and I'm fucking sick of it. Pardew just has no idea what to do when the game is going against us. We never manage to scrape an equalizer, or even create any chances, anything.

Had been willing to give him a bit of time, time's ran out for him after that substitution and the inevitability after it. Pardew out.

Cannonball dodged. Butterball dodged. Actually we were linked with him so much it was probably like Weeble-wobble dodged repeatedly.

Cannonball dodged.

How come it takes him ten seconds each to say those things? EDIT: Sorry Dave

Solari. Ugh, you're so lucky. The hooky stream I'm watching it on has Richard Keys, Ian Wright and Trevor Francis in studio. In fairness Francis is alright but

Younes Belhanda Phillipe Coutinho Gerard Deulofeu (mightn't have the right mentality though) Danilo da Silva Jean-Marie Dongou Viktor Fischer Facundo Ferreyra Serge Gnabry Alejandro Grimaldo Alen Halilovic Angelo Henriquez Son Heung-Min Lorenzo Insigne Juan Jesus Takefusa Kubo Adam Maher Hachim Mastour Lucas Piazon Sergi Roberto Jese Rodriguez Romulo Sergi Samper Marco Verratti

Might be Gunnersaurus' t-shirt gun.

Reckon Liverpool commiting to attacking in the second half could leave space for Man U to exploit on the counter.

Do you watch porn for the dialogue?

In before "the new Michu"

I would love to poke her bumhole with a bic biro...

Daniel Sturridge.

Darren Ferguson's post match interview there compared to Pardew's.

Aye. Strictly, Dancing On Ice, now this. When did being famous become about doing something you're shit at?

Who's doing the mock up? http://i.imgur.com/adfHR.png

Probably something to do with having all the proper bits of kit on.

Might need Fat Sam to do us a favour later on