Dr Colossus

There goes today's quota of chances.

Would've looked like this, which is only a good thing http://www.toffs.com/images/1533fullimage.jpg

:lol: Just go up to each player in turn and do that stare uncomfortably close to their face (and pit of their soul)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01382/alan-shearer_1382849c.jpg

I don't even care that's basically the same post, look at his fucking face.

"We waz urnluckee wif suspenshuns and injurees from ze Europa League. We must be grateful to Mike for invest in the team." http://www.lexpress.fr/pictures/662/339093_le-milieu-de-terrain-francais-yohan-cabaye-en-conference-de-presse-le-9-juin-2012-a-donetsk.jpg

Sammy in a suit-patterned onesie.

We must have an ex-player managing a team of ex-players' bairns. Geordie bloody Nation.

But they won. Ricky Villa's mazy run and all that. If that was us it'd be my screensaver/wallpaper/ringtone/gravestone. Sigh. This isn't helping. I meant the one a couple of years ago when they were 3-0 up and lost 4-3. I don't even mind Spurs and I'm tired of the Ricky Villa goal. It's not even that good. Fwiw, I also don't think the Carlos Alberto goal from the 1970 WC Final is that good either, walking pace all the way. Heresy, I know.

I really like that time Spurs played Man City in the FA Cup.

He clearly can't work it, either. Serves him right for wearing such an abomination.

I hope the direction between Stamford Bridge and Mecca passes through where Abramovich sits.

Probably definitely maybe Giggs "Only winger Yohan Mollo has made more accurate crosses (excl. corners) in Ligue 1 this season than Debuchy (23)." :fwap: :fwap: :fwap:

The fucking man. It fiercely angers me now when people say he was shit based on his time at Man U.

Anyone else noticed how Mathieu is always on the left and Yo is always on the right? Like Antoine and Dec, these two.

Just do the entire Chicago Bulls entrance thing.

Sports Direct @ boysfirsttime.com? How do you know the name of an actual gay porn website? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91877.msg4115423.html#msg4115423 How did you find out it was an actual website?

Stealing this phrase

Sports Direct @ boysfirsttime.com?

Never knew he was born in Malaysia. Fancy that.

He's probably the best CB in the world on FM after like 4 seasons lol. He would probably cost in excess of 10m even at this stage, doubt we would have a hope and he's a bit young also. Sounds like he could give us some pace at the back

Pulis saying there was "about £220 million pounds' difference between the two teams" when he spent a combined £18 million on Peter Crouch and Kenwyne Jones.

:lol:

Wasn't Cacapa briefly useful? Aye, at one point Rozehnal couldn't get the tomato sauce lid off. I remember thinking Rozehnal wasn't that bad, he looked fairly composed on the ball.

How times change