Dr Colossus

Goal-line technology needed here.

They should've woken up before he went went.

Is Jonathan Wilson the most intelligent Mackem about football?

Scored one of the hardest-hit free kicks I've ever seen a couple of seasons ago in the CL.

Pervasive overuse of the word "little". "Lovely little player" etc.

Frustrated. Genius.

I like this Has to continue for all the verses though.

I know the feel of being a frustrating player. I can do all the tricks in the world on my own in the kitchen or back garden, but get out on the pitch and I can barely control a pass and give it back. Frustrated genius.

Can't believe we've held onto a manager for 2 years.

The removal of logic and integrity in favour of the increase of financial income. Also: UEFA, FIFA

Was sure his post-match interview was going to include "fuck da haterz"

This. Instead of hiding or letting his head get down he's trying left foot volleys from outside the box and backheels from tight angles.

Adrian Lopez is alright and Morata from Real looks like he might be decent in a few years when he's inevitably at Getafe.

Ernesto Valverde's the favourite for that job, but it'd be nice to see him go there. Still a shame they sacked Pellegrino, smooth bastard that he was.

WCW.

Valencia just sacked their manager.

Wonderful from Iniesta again, took out about 3/4 defenders with a simple sideways pass leaving Fabregas with a load of time and space.

He'll just troll us by scoring twice / completing his hat-trick in the second half.

The highlights are showing how they've been playing 4-4-2 at some points as well.

Look at how it's possible to play football.

This is going to be the highest scoring game in Premier League history. Either that or there'll be no more goals.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Michu again.

Ogogo OG

Garth Crooks is having one of those.

Ronaldo's only scored 1 goal in his last 6 games, surprised more hasn't been made of that. Hat-trick tonight then.