Dr Colossus

80 for club and country... Even Shola would be impressed by that. How far off Muller's record is he? 5 Also GLOL

Because Shaktars equaliser was from thier striker deciding to score when they were trying to play it back to the Nor keeper after a drop ball. They've let them score again. Are you serious, bro?

Shaktar 1 down again

Pirlo territory for this.

Clive

Just the five World Cups is it, Felipao?

Any professional teams have grey home shirts?

I thought it was "Ohhhhhhhhhh... You're s**t, aaaaahhhhh!!!!"

He goes down far too easily, and she...

He'd be so canny man. "s*** down, ish my round. You want shome crishpsh ash well?" EDIT: Forgot about the spelling of 'sit'.

why was he down as Calcio on FIFA 98 or 99? Trademark I think, he was R9 in FIFA 2001.

Why does Atlético Madrid's Koke prefer to be called like that when his real name is basically George Resurrection?

Club Foot by Kasabian. What is this, 2005?

Somehow Giggsed yourself there.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/PA-15120367-500x643.jpg Will Hughes aka Albinel Messi. This time in a more appropriate thread

Can't fucking wait to read the papers tomorrow...

Stevie G would've done that if he'd stayed on.

Joe Hart with the Shola-esque header assist.

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Osman's s*** like. EDIT: As an aside, it boggles my mind that Ryan fucking Shawcross can get in the team and Steven Taylor's never had a sniff.

Gerrard still desperately and futilely trying to get himself a goal because he's Roy of the Rovers.

I was a bit disappointed to be left out after this effort, tbh.

Saudi Arabia really taking it to Argentina here, they look mint. Colo's passing at the back as crisp as a fried foreskin.

My heart would love him to take it obviously, but I reckon the voting will turn out like this 1. Falcao 2. Neymar (ridiculous speed to have the ball under control, plus him and Leo will get the fanboy votes) 3. Messi 4. Ben Arfa 5. Erykah Badu 6. Mealla 7. Olivia Jimenez 8. Stoch 9. Hassli 10. Sow Such a rip Fenerbahce having two in, especially considering I didn't think for around a minute that any of those had broken physics like Cissé's.

Stoopid whoateallthepies informing me wrong. I prefer the Blackburn one too so good.