Dr Colossus

Bleu acier.

The two GK's. Joining the 3-0 brigade. They'll somehow play like Barcelona. Fergie at right-back

Messi copied his haircut, highest praise I can give him really.

Ner, he was shite

Abeid in Northumberland Street H&M today.

We are going to slime our way to this trophy. Our gunge-ho performances so far have oozed class and confidence, the rest of Europe will be green with envy.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpqutA4Bk1qbzlq9o1_400.jpg Great performances from Shane Plankton and Spongebob Sammypants too.

YES OBERTAN!

Shola on for Anita

As opposed to a non-human wall with legs?

Oh Sammy

sportsdirect.be, ffs man

Sammy also appears to have inherited the European Football gene () from his big brother. Ferguson's taking to it like a duck to water too.

Good on them I say

I just want to say that I've bloody loved this round of the Champions League. Tons of upsets (well I suppose not massive upsets considering the quality of pretty much all of the teams but you know what I mean) and plenty of excitement. Football is mint sometimes.

Ouch.

Randomly thought "What happened to Boavista?" earlier on. Bad shit, as it turns out.

Not bad, this homosexuality.

Just seen Pienaar's sorted his hair out. About time.

Purely Belter on Film4 at 1.

Really cool finish on his goal. Would be so easy in that situation to put your laces through it and send it anywhere, but Wor Yo picks out the bottom corner.

Is he that dude who was on Big Brother a few years back?

Yerp Have barely slept, been intermittently up all night shitting and having glasses of water and bits of food. Still steaming drunk, tired, irritable and badly responsive to light. Need dog's hair and more food to stave it off or to just spew and get it over with. Why does this day have to be today ffs

The city over the back of the Gallowgate in that looks fucking amazing, like a painting.

"Poets Corner - Featuring Babatunde" ?