Dr Colossus

Aye it's alright. Tidy at least. But enough about his new haircut, the goal's class. Why's he wearing number 200 though?

Love that/him :lol:

Describe it?

Seems like there's an exceptionally large number of worthy players turning 30 around the same time, so I'd imagine the next few years you'd see players from that shortlist be awarded it. Also it's based on sporting achievement and personality, so that'd probably have given Zlatan the edge. Pretty cool award, you get to have your footprints on the seafront at Monaco next to all the other winners. Think I voted for Xavi, can't really remember.

Messi, 1-0 It's pretty gorgeous.

With the odd slice of pizza.

"9-1 FTM" will become "9-0 FML"

They'd hate Taylor scoring against them. I'd quite like to see us enter a new era of Sammy the Mackem Slayer.

That goal Kaka scored where he heads the ball between two of your defenders who then clatter into each other before coolly slotting home is absolutely ridiculous.

Really tempted to edit the end of that quote to "conduct further testes."

I honestly have no recollection of his abilities as a footballer, only his leadership and mental intensity. EDIT: And I also dislike him as well.

Didn't even notice it was Savile

Imagine in a few years when Neymar turns fat then

Is he eating an imaginary hamburger like the fat boy on Hook? Howard Webb going for the heinous yawn rape.

Would argue that Zidane carried an already-great France team to further greatness.

Was going to say Litmanen as well, good shout.

Top-of-his-game Kaka is so much better (and faster) than Lampard ever was. Also I'd like to nominate Laudrup or Bergkamp or someone like that. Both players who often get left out of discussions about these kind of players.

Along with how dirty Sunderland are, and how good Silva is.

Isn't this Arsenal kit from about 2 seasons ago, how come they're wearing it still?

It looks alright

people that can't use the English language properly should be made to do a stretch inside. Can't even properly use it improperly "fit 5 manu" ffs

"Chelsealona"

Especially if there's a downward slope on them like at Old Trafford. Just seems dangerous if you're running at full speed up to that trying to stop yourself.