Dr Colossus

Put 50p on Ben Arfa to score and Newcastle to win 2-1 at odds of 60/1. Go back into the shop to collect my £30 and the woman isnt' fucking having it. Originally I only wanted HBA to score and us to win, but the woman behind the desk made me put a score on as well. Now, when I go back in, a different woman says that I had to put him as first scorer or last scorer, I couldn't have him as anytime. Surely if they've already accepted my bet and written the odds on my slip that means it's all fine and dandy? Going to go back tomorrow and not leave until I get my money. Was gutting mind, from being absolutely over the moon to despondent because of them. Spoiled our win.

This season felt like it was arriving too soon but now I properly can't wait to see how it all unfolds. The highs and lows, thrills and spills, ups and downs. All the drama, emotion and excitement. And what better way to kick it off than with a win for us tomorrow

Don't you mean passé? Incorrect lexical choices are so 2010.

Anyone remember this fellow?

"You must a moron"

Think that belongs to Laurent, to be honest. Pancrate

Song isn't what Barca need either, unless they're planning to convert him or Busquets to centre back.

Nile Ranger referring to footballers as "ballers".

http://lockerz.com/s/235298245

Bit harsh to put Lescott in that, given that he's still in their starting 11 and is one of the best English centre backs around atm. Imo like.

Because people think Ben is his first name Ben Afra is the worst, sure I saw a Chronicle board where they'd spelt it like that.

Time to change my Europa League Winner in the predictions thread again...

Did anyone else immediately hear this when looking at that picture? Terminator 2 Theme Quality

Could still sign a striker in this window, you never know. Optimism

http://i.imgur.com/TxDaF.jpg Nice

People who never pass to you when playing. I love spraying it around and creating chances for people, it'd be nice if others could have the same courtesy.

Ganna be some skulls cracked in Amsterdam next May.

I love me some T&A

From the official site, for use on Ajax forums http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/51/d4/0,,10278~11129937,00.gif http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/77/d4/0,,10278~11129975,00.gif

Lionel, if you can't beat them, join them.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/piers.jpg Worth every penny...

I enjoyed the phrase 'the bite of Lee Cattermole'.

Hearing Llorente to Juventus is done. Llorentus.

RTG has 5 threads about that goal already.