Dr Colossus

Luiz, jesus. Could've been two penalties and a red card in about 10 seconds.

Knew it was a goal from the moment that he cut inside. Terry

Hopefully nobody looks back at this thread after September the 1st. Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man U, Arsenal, Spurs, Newcastle Relegation: QPR, Southampton, Norwich (sorry Chris) Overachievers: Fulham Underperformers: Sunderland Top Goal Scorer: Fernando Torres Break Out Year: Santi Cazorla Season to Forget: Pavel Pogrebnyak PFA Player of the Year: Vincent Kompany PFA Young Player of the Year: Eden Hazard Manager of the Year: Roberto Mancini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 6th Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 5th round, League Cup QFs, Europa League round of 16 Domestic Championship Promotion: Bolton, Wolves, Leicester Championship Relegation: Millwall, Barnsley, Peterborough League One Promotion: MK Dons, Coventry, Swindon League One Relegation: Portsmouth, Bury, Leyton Orient League Two Promotion: Southend, Rotherham, Chesterfield, Gillingham, League Two Relegation: Barnet, AFC Wimbledon FA Cup: Manchester United League Cup: Arsenal Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Swindon Town Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Marseille World Player of the Year: Andres Iniesta Other Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? Berwick Rangers. On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Judgement Day Tiote or Cattermole? Obvious set-up is obvious Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Something involving his bairn on the way

Knackers, was going to put Torres on for PL top scorer yesterday, won't get odds as good anymore.

City had the right idea. Add three stars to your crest before you've won anything. Gives yourself a target to work to and doesn't look daft at all.

I love the thought process of whoever designed Chelsea's kit. Win Champions League = GOLD EVERYWHERE

Three

Spoiling it already, with his little joke about Balotelli Back three

Aiden Azar

Sometimes, usually just Shearer though (especially the 05-07 one worn in his testimonial)

We'll still need someone to lace them for him mind. catts for me like it's become a bit like mornington crescent hasn't it ? I would say more like OCD. Just get the 'Catts for me like' out and then you can continue with your day.

We'll still need someone to lace them for him mind.

1-1. Van der Vaart and Ben Arfa.

Don't worry, there's always Rio 2016

Gol do consolado

fuck da pow-leece

Sticks out like a sore thumb. Is he really their best right-back? What's happened to the likes of Maicon/Dani Alves? over 23. Danilo. Miles better.

Neymar absolutely cleaned out by Corona

Same. Everyone around me was cheering and going mental, I was just stood there (not even knowing when I'd stood up) mouth agape, unable to comprehend what had just happened. It was like he'd broken the laws of physics.

:lol: :lol: Like that more than the Tiote / Bolt one

Good.

Our Europa League draw?

COLOCCINI

I know it's the state of the game and all, but I was a bit disappointed that it was called the Emirates because Ashburton Grove is such a nice name.