Dr Colossus

£12 million for Steven Fletcher?

Some of the bites on there, from the most obvious of setups as well ;D

"Jawdees gannin to somewhere where everyone's pewer..... ... ancient ruined buildings... ...."

The abbreviations 'USMNT' and 'USWNT'.

Nah, airlines taking the piss is hardly a Belfast phemomenon... phenonemom...

Booked my flights to Cyprus

I s'pose. Plus the name Wambach is hilarious.

Find the US women's team quite dislikable after that Canada decision and the handball in tonights one. Bunch of dirty cheats

Phil Airey in Morpeth looking like a massive charva hewwww.

With counting skills like that, there must be a lot of Mackems that have large jars full of jelly babies lying around the house.

Just realised who reminds me of Tiote. Grawp from Harry Potter. Like, Cheik is this massive monster who doesn't know his own strength, but only when compared to us puny humans. However, he's really only a baby compared to the adults of his massive species. Unleashed onto the pitch he'll belt someone into the air without knowing his own strength, but if he's doing a jigsaw and you mix up his pieces he'll start bubbling and run off in a huff. Then come back the next day and kill you.

Clapclap clapclap clapclapclapclapclap? Only noticed that in the last few years actually, would quite like to know this as well. Anyone else know when some of the other chants started as well? The likes of 'Toon, Toon, black & white army' and the Geordie boot boys one in particular.

A more accurate emoticon would be

Solano's dummy on the set up Both of those decisions are bullshit btw.

I'd be surprised. I honestly don't think Pardew would have any problem with playing Simpson or R.Taylor at RB. or Taylor at left back again? EDIT: No. Santon. The fuck am I saying

Does anyone else wonder if we sign Anita but not Debuchy, we might play Anita at left back and move Santon over to the right?

Nah it's not risky. He's looked exceptional to me. Anyone that young is a risk, but he looks a risk worth taking. From what I've seen of him he looks a little in favour of tricks and showiness than end product, but I assume Ferguson would be able to coach that into him in the same way he did Cristiano Ronaldo. What? Lucas is the opposite of everything you just said. You cant have seen anything of him, compared to Neymar, Lucas always tries to go on goal and rarely tricks around. He has a very attack minded style, Neymars a bit more of a dribbler with extreme speed and one of the best technique around. Lucas is a fast player with a extremely good shot on him. His problem is that at times he loses the ball because he just tries to attack without thinking at times. You'll obviously have seen him more than me but that's closer to what I meant tbf. Seems to sometimes end up running down blind alleys because he hasn't released the ball when there was an option to pass. No doubts that he could become a success at Man U (or PSG )

We must give Lee the penis suplex. (I hope the two people who will get that reference fucking loved it.)

Nah it's not risky. He's looked exceptional to me. Anyone that young is a risk, but he looks a risk worth taking. From what I've seen of him he looks a little in favour of tricks and showiness than end product, but I assume Ferguson would be able to coach that into him in the same way he did Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah, we're allergic to scoring goals. Stop it with this reverse psychology. EDIT: Turns out Giggs isn't on the bench, he's right here

Didn't even notice South Korea bringing on their mysterious penalty-saving keeper.

Another pen. We know how to exploit South Korea's weakness.

Bewwwwww.

Anyone else watching PSG v Barca, is that Didier Domi in the studio? EDIT: It is, aye. Al-Mageera.

Sessssss?