Dr Colossus

Welcome back Saylor!

Michael Turner's gone from the mackems to Norwich

Took so long to get this

It kind of was, but it felt a bit mackemedia. Cattermole's acting is atrocious and there's a sunderland foam finger at one point. Oh, and Phil Bardsley in his pants.

He's not, afaik. Would have to qualify through being educated in England for 5 years prior to turning 18, and he played in Germany when he was 17.

That is a bit like what I was imagining Or maybe like when Barca were celebrating the title by throwing red and blue peppers around, but with apples instead?

Another idea for his testimonial. The opposition team comes out, then all our players get announced one by one. Then finally, a spotlight focuses on the tunnel, and out comes Shola. Pedalling.

NUFCThreatLevel just put this on Twitter :lol: http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/624935576.jpg?key=8921024&Expires=1343341637&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=fDoBCdHp0pfftSyrCcPNaWslbApyAajzOyEuNDV8bQZu9UyQOYYQ7TkHC1XC8LC8EURkc6U0Ct4Rdf-4SwFGgBY21446YuwKgtjvc3069aAyQKN2E5r7~LGlWR5DynjtGFOxRaiN5b2GcQpoT5vMyTJQAV7q1rBW3ZhP0cdDW-Y_

Shola's face in this http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7scw7Ah2x1qin4evo1_1280.png

Jesus, Sammy

O'Shea, Brown and Catts on some sports quiz thing on ITV

Didn't know who Leon Knight was, checked Wikipedia:

Cheeky preview of the opening ceremony there. Two circles of Sholas riding bikes.

Actually said we'd qualify "with E's." Recommends them.

Dwarf! Now there's something you don't see every day...

I wonder if the Brazilian womens' team all... Nah, never mind.

The other teams looked like teams but Team GB didn't look a team. You have to play a team as a team. Hansen

YES WE CAN! http://chud.com/articles/content_images/24/nuttyprof.gif

Whose dick does Micah Richards have to suck to get a game round here?

Option B should be a left back, if we get them both then

Raylor v Bolton ? Probably, aye. Was at that.

When did we last have a player sent off at home?

Gabon stopped from bringing a sub on because his ankle tape wasn't the same colour as the socks. Player solves this by tearing the tape off and pulling the socks down because they were cut off at the ankle anyway. Has to put new pair of socks on.

Bewruguay