Dr Colossus

Nah mate he's a full back. Doesn't stop you from trying http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/094/264/142263714_display_image.jpg?1333477476

He'll be changing his name to another word for flag next

I'd say closer to 6 o' clock, only difference being the last derby was a draw

Newcgst1e?

I went over to the official site so hopeful Texted my mate asking if we had

Moreso if he did it four times in a season

Exactly, I remember being at the game where Routledge made his debut, when he warmed up and the Gallowgate applauded him, and feeling happy that his signing meant that after relegation we were an attractive option again, and players wanted to join us. Six months later we signed Ben Arfa.

'Garth, what did you make of Team GB's performance?' 'What's my view? Well how am I supposed to know?'

24,071 is not 'two four seventy-one'

Neymar ffs I Want You To Leave.

[GB player] was Going Missing in the first half, now he must be thinking "I'm All Over The Shop". Mano Menezes was shouting at Marcelo to curtail his runs forward, instructing him "I Want You To Stay". Our lot have looked a little slow, hopefully Our Velocity can improve a little more in A Fortnight's Time. Neymar is a very talented player, however in this game he's looked more like an Acrobat. Any more Maximo-based puns? EDIT: f*** off

Hulk will be unreal in the PL, if Chelsea sign him (because he's mint, not like he'd be shit for another team)

Thing is we have no idea what the commentator's are doing. They might be in the bath for all we know Sometimes I feel like Lawrenson is

Marcelo there, a "great left back in the making", ignoring that he's probably one of the world's best already.

No Juninho?

Pigbag booming out of the PA :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish:

http://i.imgur.com/yid0o.jpg

Hope Giggs scores tonight like

How come they can't just say who it is? Is it a case of .co.uk having to report that the reserves played and he scored but are sworn to secrecy over revealing transfer things until they've officially joined? Maybe his name is just like Gqdijxheiezczoruoiuxoux...

French!

Seattle Sounders 2-4 Chelsea. Hazard and Marin with debut goals, Lukaku with a brace. Montero with a brace for the hosts.

'Koreya'

Captain's got his armband on backwards

Aye. They don't dp like they used to I mean because I don't rate Di Matteo. Didn't know he DP'd you like

Aye. They don't dp like they used to Not now they've lost Drogba, Anelka, Kalou and Bosingwa