Dr Colossus

f*** knows, used some online calculator, haven't collected them yet. You won't get £6.50, it'll be just over £3. http://oi45.tinypic.com/2edbllc.jpg

Fuck knows, used some online calculator, haven't collected them yet.

Oh, and fuck you to Mario for turning up in the one game I'd rather he hadn't. Cry, big boy.

Big fuck you's to Holland, Germany (in the first half against Italy), France (not you YoCabs), Joachim Low for not starting Klose over Gomez, Mario Mandzukic for scoring more than Jelavic, Karim Benzema, Robin Van Persie, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Robert Lewandowski, Mario Balotelli for not holding the ball up for Cassano to run in behind like I thought he would, Antonio Cassano for not actually scoring himself, Spain for not being the big guns that fall short, Holland (again) for being those, and last, but by no means least, Alexander Kerzhakov. Fuck you, Kerzhakov. Something like £18 placed, £6.50 returned. Lesson learnt: place more small bets on games, fewer top scorer ones, probably less at the start of the tournament

Steady on, Shearer

Pirlo man

World Cup winners of 2040 on the pitch rn

Spain, 2008- present

Torres trolling top scorer bets, Mata trolling Del Bosque's decision not to play him yet.

Here comes some really good jokes about Torres scoring

BUSQUETS, Y U NO SCORE GREATEST GOAL OF UR LIFE?

Only need him to stop doing the commentary thing now. Well that, and sort out what's up with his accent.

Honey Monster in the 96 cup final. Legend. Nah. Free header. Free header in every box?

Sort of starting to think that Spain might've just been saving themselves for the final throughout

Xavi :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap:

Honey Monster in the 96 cup final. Legend.

Xavi v Pirlo identified as the key battle beforehand. Iniesta winning it so far.

CASSANO ALMOST WITH THE TRIPLE MEGS

Stoke probably play 95 percent of their passes forward. The statistic means little. Aye, a cut-back pass could be an assist but would also count as a backwards pass http://www.britishclassiccomedy.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/62tvrrevrex_165729s-460x250.jpg Just like that!

BBC using Rodrigo y Gabriela's cover of Orion by Metallica on this Fabregas piece. Love that cover.

Stoke probably play 95 percent of their passes forward. The statistic means little. Aye, a cut-back pass could be an assist but would also count as a backwards pass

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cpjp2xp81qae5cno1_500.jpg Come on Geodude

Shearer's free kicks against Man U / Arsenal Watson v Liverpool Tino v Liverpool, actually Tiote on the offchance nobody's mentioned it which they definitely probably have Pancrate v Watford, Jonas v I Forget, Nolan's bicycle v Sheff Utd from the Championship Robert v Olympiakos

Santon was in Marabini's in Morpeth tonight

http://i.imgur.com/dNX9F.jpg