Dr Colossus

Aye, Chiles, that's what Spain want to do. Hump it up to a big John Fashanu type. Fuck me, from Tyldesley to this. They even look similar.

What did he do? Exactly.

In the France changing room, a similar scene is occuring http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m60u5z9aZm1rwkiqio6_250.gif

Away off out to piss on some croissants, laters.

Played a few gentle sideways passes around halfway, instead of picking up the ball and running with it. Spineless.

Pedro made a dick of Rami there. Referee desperate to have something happen.

That bird on the offside replay

France in dire need of some leadership on the field. 10 minutes to go, a goal down, and they don't seem to give the slightest of fucks.

I can just picture a dartboard with him in the centre with you firing bullts at it Why waste them on a dartboard? He was alright when I met him at an football awards evening. Think he just talks s*** as that's the environment he's in tbh. Aye, I don't know anything about him personally, all I'm going on is the amount of football he ruins. The worst thing he does is, when there's nothing happening in a game, he'll just drone on and on and on with his brain not actually making the words happen. The exact opposite of letting the pictures tell the story.

I can just picture a dartboard with him in the centre with you firing bullts at it Why waste them on a dartboard?

Leave Debuchy on ffs, you need to attack. On a similar note: BLANC! Y U NO UNLEASH THE HATEM BOMB?

Wrong, he's been a beast for Real Madrid this season. I didn't watch much of Real Madrid if I'm honest. Based on this tournament he doesn't look very special at all. Not sure what he does well, and most annoyingly of all he never gets into the box when he should, always loafing around outside it. Been dropping too deep in this tournament, in the friendlies beforehand he was on fire. Guess which prick lumped on him to top score.

Bale's not French

Nicer of the two, imo. Still trying to find somewhere that does Cabs on the back. Kitbag just had your Nasri's and your Maloudas. Top 4 biased c***s.

Dat top left corner

"Narr, we don't like to see de dat. Dis is worse dan de flickin of de eors"

France looking hesitant in attack so far. Dipping their toe into the Spanish bath, so to speak.

Fairly sure, with them regularly getting in the hundreds and hundreds over a game, they'll already have more than 10 passes.

I'm sure whenever Seedorf is on and they ask him a question it's like when a child does a drawing and you have to say their splodge of s*** is really good and you can see where the house is. EDIT: See Cabaye eyeballing Xavi in the tunnel there?

Carragher turns to his right and asks Roy Keane about Balotelli "as a manager" while Martinez just sits and smiles next to him. Starting to think they're doing this to me on purpose.

Lush scenes in Donetsk there. I'm focusing on the positives, to quell the rage of Adrian Chiles not being able to get his fat skull around the idea of playing without a striker, which Roma did about 10 years ago.

Didn't Colo say he'd cut his hair if we were in Europe? Covert Mag kernt FTM

We're "tracking" Luc Castaignos, according to this: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-fighting-everton-for-luc-castaignos-906506?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Completed his full house there as well, was over the moon

FUHRER MINUTE THERE, I LOST MYSELF, I LOST MYSELF