Dr Colossus

What is Löw? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me It's four

*dull-as-fuck bailout joke*

JA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just realised that with Germany winning, one of my pre-tournament bets was about to come in. Calculate how much I was going to win, look up at the screen to see Greece score. Goodbye, £2.50

Radford-mentioning c***, Chiles.

Shades of 2006 from Lahm there

Germany coming Klose to scoring here

Sliced through them like an SS knife through a block of Feta cheese.

Schurrly he was onside there?

Beglin playing Financial Crisis Bailout Reference Bingo tonight?

Already using the conga tune for a player's song

I'm up for that! Seconded. I imagine this will be like how the Iraqis felt when that statue was pushed down. Let's all twat him with wa shoes!

Is this a new picture? In that interview he says he went to Mecca last summer and wanted to go again this. So to answer your question: yes, or no

Translated that article:

I'll be damned, would you look at that http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Olympics+Day+2+Football+jtXdfvyQVSpl.jpg

Aye, even though I'm rank at heading it still riles me to see professionals closing their eyes on a header

If he'd sent if De Jong then the rest the rest of the game would had been much cleaner. Couldn't have said it better myself. Sure you could! You could've written 'off' instead of 'if', you could have also just written 'the rest' once, rather than twice. Oh, and of course replacing 'had' with 'have' would be an improvement too! http://i.imgur.com/OIJ3i.gif

Nee way, it's not that bad. That game was abysmal. England 0-0 Nigeria in '02 I seem to remember as being especially dire too. Romania v France in the last Euros was notably woeful (totally failed at thinking of something funny there)

Ronaldo's in a league of his own, apparently. If he wins that does he get promoted to the one Messi's in?

He probably thinks the 22 players are robots. FIFTHOFFICIALBOT

An NFL basketball player? EDIT: fak u moldy

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59ghcuTu91qaaowno1_500.png

No worries, we've still got the Aussie/Scottish Kaka.

Had a dream where we battered the mackems at the SoS, being 5 up at half time, and Cattermole sent off (as per). The first goal was immense, Colo strides forward from defence, beats two players with a stepover before smacking a left-footed curler into the top corner from about 30 yards out. Surprised the sheets are dry tbh Also, the game was on the first day of the season, but all the Christmas stuff was up in the house, and at the same time Man U were playing a newly-promoted Welsh team called Bath Gecwis.