Dr Colossus

Loved this

cba to think Flop XI Given / Szczesny Ireland back 4 Ireland midfield Van Persie, Kerzakhov ?

I see Italy have pasta through the group stage easily. Pizza cake for them.

Wine joke, nice. Holland made a total hash of it like.

Demetrious Johnson, class. Both a name and a description of his penis.

Get out.

On his way to the Turkish Baths?

Heard the intro of this for some reason Dr Dre - The Next Episode EDIT: To the Footy Lookalikes thread!

Cesc btw, Xavi got subbed off before. Mark Bright Ban him and fine him for marketing things that Sepp doesn't like

Cheeky offside-looking buggers

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Anyone else's ITV keep losing signal?

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Did someone tell Greece they get all the money from losing bets if they go through?

NO! I'm keeping faith in him, that £1 is going to come back to me with a few more friends EDIT: ar ffs

Wtf?

Lasted until Carroll scored. The fat c*** wasn't even watching then was more bothered about pressing buttons. f***ing awful. Pressing buttons while bragging about how he can do what he wants. Vile. Spent some of Spain v Ireland listening to an alternative commentary on Absolute radio with Mark Watson and his brother which was quite good. Highlight being "Iniesta goes by on a unicycle there, as Pique sets up a barbecue in the corner."

That video is chock-full of one of the most minging accents in the country. "Straikar"

England score / England miss. Cut to Rooney.

Go for a Sammy-style multimedia centre.

What? He grew up in America. Although it should have been in Spanish. Mexico / America, same thing. Also the kids' total non-reaction when his mam tells him Santiago is his brother. He's just like "areet", no surprise or anything.

Why's his first press conference at Madrid in English when Spanish is his first language and he only learnt English like a few months before?

Can never forgive that c*** Munez for leaving I know, even the lush Anna Friel warns him against it in her underwear, the little mercenary prick was the best player we had. Still though, some decent character development of him turning into a bigheaded superstar. Weird that Madrid would sign Gavin Harris as well, everyone must've wanted a piece of us.

Goal 2 just started on 2. Better than the first imo, mainly just for the arty shots of Ronaldinho bossing Real Madrid on their own patch.

Can't see him enjoying his time there. The Britannia's bench doesn't even have padded seats ffs. Btw, type 'Britannia Stadium bench' into Google images and the first picture is of Owen