Dr Colossus

Källström is 9 too, made me mad. That's an absolute kam. Koddy even. Kameful.

Good shout Christ, good choice of interview location as well. Describes dessert as "It's gonna be like a massive orgasm exploding in my mouth, I can't wait"

Cracking stuff on Pointless. Old wifey gets 1 point for some Russell Crowe film, Richard asks if she liked it, wifey preferred the original, Richard jokes that it came out when she only had 6 great-grandchildren. Wifey fires back that she didn't have any children then, she was too busy practicing how to have them.

Fucking rights, this tournament has knacked up my regular viewing of Pointless

Er wey, that were that. Could they not leave Yohan out in the rain for a bit longer?

If it wasn't for the spikes and the stripes being broken up for the sponsor that would be absolutely lush imo 6/10 wouldn't buy

That is undoubtedly the worst marking on a corner of all time. About 8 defenders in the box unable to stop a ball on the ground to 1 attacker.

Phil Collins crying at tetty-face coming on there.

Watching this, Cristiano?

EDIT: Sorted it, Beren

How many people just screamed at him to fucking shoot?

Everyone with Torres/Spain

You people are actually putting these on?

Who said Pirlo would score from a free kick?

worst side for 25 years according to their journalists. f***ing spoilt! Reckon they looked worse at the World Cup like

How long was the Italian anthem, Buffon looked like he was trying his hardest to remember all the words.

Just want to say how much I enjoyed Gomez's first goal. Great ball through, wonderful technique and control, striker's finish. Might actually be my goal of the tournament so far, love seeing centre forward play like that.

Saw that

"Jacob Poulsen, to his namesake Semen." Nice one there, Helder, feck them doubters.

Has the cameraman just been standing next to that lass the whole time waiting for Portugal to score?

I know everyone knows anyway but he's such a fucking poser it's infuriating.

So seeing his knob would be totally fine compared to his arse?