Dr Colossus

Count yourself lucky that his mackem-tatted arse was blocking the view of the mirror on the wardrobe Noticed the thong tan-lines as well.

Just caught up on the last few pages, sweet fucking jesus

The Ground Force theme tune?

"What on earth possesses a man to commit an error like that?" "Well he didn't mean it." "Obviously not."

Nah, it's Rasta Jesus isn't it?

Heard that to join Barca he demanded he be the second highest-paid player at the club behind Messi. Not sure how much truth is in that, mind.

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/sad-i-know-that-feel-bro.png

Oh My God

While his shoulder produces an impressive fireworks display

f*** off, man Just recently managed to get her out of my dreams. Was ruining my relationship! She reads books, POOT! http://i2.listal.com/image/1566375/600full-vera-filatova.jpg For fun!

Thought of another fit Ukrainian - Vera Filatova who was Elena in Peep Show.

Shevchenko with some perfect striker's movement. Jonathan Pearce with some embarrassing pre-prepared poetry.

Someone's hiding a mancrush on Shevchenko...

Why does it have to be a black man with aids?

Voronin with his hair like that looks a bit like Ferenc Puskas. Not on the ball sadly, but luckily not around the waist.

Judging by her Bond role, I'd say England did well in her.

Sweden away? Not watching it but agreed, that is lush. The Swedes must be fond of the old Eurodance, loving a bit Sash.

Total contrast England are made up of cheats and dullards and never oust the better footballing sides.

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Possibly (Starting to think this before everything I post now) Michael Gray having hair transplant live on TV next week http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/horror_hair/127667/former-footballer-michael-gray-undergoes-uks-first-ever-live-hair-transplant-surgery.html

GIVEN OWN GOAL ;D ;D

Had on, didn't Carra just say an Everton player was good? Hope RAWK castrates him over it.

He's a good player? Good strikers score goals? MADNESS 11 in 16? Lolz at the commentators saying Ireland were going in level as well

Using this next time the Netherlands play.