Dr Colossus

You what? Sorry, didn't realise I couldn't shout for my own country. Think he was asking what "COYBIG" meant................... come on you boys in green Thought it was 'Come on you big Irish gits'

Egg on your face or something

Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Why can't Croatia wear their checky kit? Always seem to wear just the blue now.

Gordon Schildenfeld?

Scored 6 in qualifying so I had an outside flutter on him, especially if Balotelli holds it up more for him (on the off chance, like). This is from the same genius tipster mind that brought you "Hmmm, Kerzhakov or Dzagoev? Kerzhakov then."

Mario up top with Cassano just off him. Prandelli doesn't like Di Natale, or so I read. VI, what happened to Roberto Soldado? Did he get injured or did they just not take him?

Samuel Ameobi ‏@Sammy_Ameobi Perchinio on the dodgems #LegendaryMoments :lol:

Aye, also if the next two matches (Holland vs Germany and Portugal vs Denmark) both result in draws, that would mean Germany and Denmark will only need a point in their last match, which is against each other. Guess what will happen then.. Germany, having beaten Holland already, can beat Denmark and be through on 6 points. Holland beat Portugal, then when they face Germany, Germany will already through and won't bother turning up (yeah, that sounds like them) so then Holland will beat them, come second in the group on goal difference and my bet will come off. I realise this is slightly scuppered by Germany and Holland being the next game, but don't worry, a Holland victory will get their tournament in gear, and Germany losing will mean they bounce back and win their next game.

Considering he listed Carroll and McClean I'd f***ing hope not.

Inb4 Downing

fyp

Oliveira lush, Varela awful finish

I'm imagining a high-pitched, comedy "JAAAAA!!" every time Neuer comes for a corner.

Gomez can fuck off as well, I've got Klose on my accy.

How do you know that the game hasn't been great when you've been asleep? This thread and numerous texts. Ooh look at me I'm popular Pathetic Thinly-veiled "I have a phone" post. Pathetic.

Lawrowatch: "That's better play from Journey"

Every time they've gone to him, every f***ing time. "Harry, what do you think of Ozil?" "Ohhhhhhhhhh, great player" "Harry, what do Portugal need to do?" "Ohhhhhhhhhh, great playah" "Harry, what do you make of England's chances?" "Ohhhhhhhhhh, the lad's a fantastic talent"

Aye I counted at least Nein All totally bombed as well. (Let's not, yeah?)

Did Lawro just do a racist joke there? Calling a guy in a black morphsuit Eric the Eel.

Glad the commentator that isn't Lawro has stopped actually referring to him as 'CR7' now. If that had caught on...

Fancy Argentina to win that. Stay tuned for Neymar, Hulk and Leandro to score 50 hundred million each.

Ronaldo's just given Postiga a mouthful

Lawrenson openly yawning

German line-up looked like this: :dave: :dave: :dave: :dave: :dave: Bringing the srs faces.