Dr Colossus

Close-ups of Ronaldo singing Would love to see "AAAAAAAAMOR MIIIOOOO!!!!" dubbed over that. By the way, Portugal's home top is lush.

"Wehhhhhh, it's a toss-up between him and Messi, that's aaaa good 'e is." Wish Harry's dad had a toss-up instead.

DURRRRRRRRRRR DURRR DURRR DURR DURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRR!

"the word Manchester is spelt incorrectly"

With Greece playing the Czechs next and Poland playing Russia, I can see Greece finishing second in the group Now do I stick with Russia first and Poland second or twist and go for Greece?

That 'The Sun' is one of the shcityest rags known to manchester! EDIT: Obviously supposed to be Manchester, but the idea of Hatem turning out for the Seals

"Captain Papiss Demba Cisse"

Wallcharts, pssh. Welcome to the 21st century Grandad. http://i.imgur.com/qvfes.png

Pavlyuchen'kin hell

:yuno: :yuno: :yuno: :yuno: :yuno: :yuno:

Put a pound on him after learning he'd start ahead of them. Y I NO LUMP ON DZAGOEV

Kerzafukov.

Him and Lewandowski should just play 1-on-1 on Tuesday. Just cos.

Her then.

ITV currently getting a dodgy signal, hoping for a goal within seconds.

Well it IS a Russian surname So is that like the Russian equivalent of 'John Smith'? (FFS KERZHAKOV!)

Just remembered reading a tournament preview for the Russians last night written by Ivan Kalashnikov

14 for Czech Republic looks like such a porker, I immediately want him to do mint.

That massive Polish keeper was an absolute Tyton on that pen.

Greece spinning the wheel of Fortounis

If he gets banged up for murder we won't have to hear his commentary, take one for the team.

Good, Lewandowski has to score another now.

Starting to think I've dropped a bollock with six separate top scorer bets.

Random Asian guy laughing in the background

We'll be rolling in the Zlotys by the third week of June man.