Dr Colossus

Without looking anything up, I somehow get the feeling that he's had a more productive season than Stewart f***ing Downing. Highly doubt I'll be able to support this team, it's a f***ing disgrace how some of these players are in. France for me like. Croats for me like.

Found out today that Newcastle United played a part in the invention of the windscreen wiper. Fancy that.

Urgh, this.

Only service he does provide

Perch in then.

Good to see Cheryl Cole getting included in defence, does well with long balls in the box

Burnside has more of the Ron Atkinson in him imo. EDIT: No, that's Mladic

Would like to see Oxlade-Chamberlain go, would offer some pace and the willingness to take the ball and run at a defence, and it would be a useful experience for him.

Sanka

Gervinho has got one messed-up big toenail there like.

Heard a few rumours of him being linked with bigger clubs, could be his agent trying to get him away from Blackburn mind. In any case I think we need to buy a lot more players than a lot of people are saying, especially if we're going to get rid of the likes of Guthrie, Simpson and Raylor, who could be good squad players. We don't want our already-small squad to be fatigued or pick up injuries from playing extra games and have our league form suffer. EDIT: Just to add, if Simpson is too big for his boots I hope the door hits him faster than a goalbound shot when he's stood on the line.

Don't risk it.

When did players start wearing ankle tape or who was the first? Also has anyone noticed a few players wearing white socks with black dots on them over their football socks recently, any idea what are those about?

We can turn up to the game on the Toon ferry like those Fenerbahce fans! (iirc)

"Alan Mackem ally"

Sir Bobby Robson Trophy was that England and Germany friendly we had just before he passed away, iirc? Already got a cup with his name on, bring it back!

Kim Jong-Il on the left.

Perhaps they should look into how that makes a difference?

Hazard's such a pricktease with our press, it's hilarious. "I will sign for a club in the Premier League..." *type Hazard type type Man U type type type Arsenal type type Chelsea type type City type type type* "I will be playing in a blue shirt next season..." *type type Hazard type City type type type Chelsea type type* "I will be playing in Manchester next season..." *type type Hazard type City type type*

Witness protection program. (That lad in front of the green hoodie )

Ian Holloway in the middle?

Technically, we haven't been in the PL for 3+ seasons consecutively. Not even in our league FTM.

This lad http://i.imgur.com/uYmol.png Meanwhile his team are losing 1-0 at home

Lost absolutely all sympathy from me. Only had a little bit of time for him because he was good for us last season but he can get fecked now.

Player of the Season: Ba. His goals were vital in the first half of the season, and important selflessness in the second half of it. Most Disappointing Player: Rob Elliot? Best Game Attended: Wigan at home. Disappointed with myself for only going to two games, the other being Chelsea at home. Hashtag recession. Best Result: 3-0 Man Utd or 2-0 Liverpool. Both couldn't have been more perfect. Goal Of The Season: HBA v Blackburn is the one I've rewatched the most, but seen as Papisto v Chelsea is the goal of the season... Best Signing: Ba Best Prospect: Krul Best Solo Performance: Areet Beren, Ba v Man U (h) Such a non-commital b******, two answers for most of them