Dr Colossus

No way would Dalglish accept a foreigner coming over here and taking his job.

Just went from thinking "shit man, it's the last day of the season" to thinking about how it could be by far the best day of the season. HOWAY THE LADS!!!

Shola's signed top "And the winner is... George Caulkin"

Love how such an attacking side as Dortmund have a centre back taking their penalties. Koeman-esque.

NETP

Can't help but enjoy the idea that you were in Manchester last August.

Just http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ws8ycJW61qin4evo1_500.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o794pyPA1rvbtrto1_500.jpg

It is fantasy I suppose

Well deserved Alan. Now just don't wear that jumper from today's presser again. EDIT: Fwiw, I think I was along the lines of "he's just been sacked by Southampton, it's hardly a step up, also probably an Ashley yes-man"

The black box editing out the sailor lass' cleavage As if anyone would, at all...

I can sleep easy now.

It's quite easy to figure out. It's effectively explained a few posts above then Dave provides the necessary comparison. So it's when someone posts something that someone already has? What does that have to do with Ryan Giggs though, is it just because of that picture?

Understand Otter's anger like, I'd be mad if someone did that to my stag do.

No, he lashed that into within about 1cm of the near post. Wonderful. I wish I could go back through every goal we've scored this season, there's so many good ones I've forgotten a good few of them.

Followed by "Anyway I bumped into him in Gibraltar..." :lol:

Looking at the word, I'm surprised Gingham isn't from Gingham.

Anyone else think of Bill Hicks when they hear the word 'Gingham'?

Totally pointless post but I'm so excited for Sunday as a football fan. 3 SPL games at 12:30pm 12 Serie A games at 2pm 10 Premier League games at 3pm 8 La Liga games at 7pm 10 Ligue 1 games at 8pm Along with assorted other games and play-offs from various leagues, should be so much going down.

Just realised I subconsciously read all of Rooney's tweets in his acting voice from that advert. "They say... he is a legend."

Sorry Dave, my bad.

I always think this too but I see your Thomas Muller and raise you a Boris Becker. Fuck. There's a few young players in the Bundesliga who have like ginger complexion and the brightest blonde hair, looks ridiculously German but I can't think what any of them are called.

Aye, hard to believe that the player from the 2006 world cup with the bottle blonde hair who'd cut inside and smash it in is the same person.