Dr Colossus

Michael Douglas just then?

I hate Mario Gomez. How much frigging time does he want?

I like the idea that there'd be a Robson Boateng.

Was that Owen Coyle there?

Lampard isn't fat, how dare you!

Either do the truffle shuffle or put your top back on.

Alaba there, such a cool defender...

Real have the 10th.

Sholalabameobi

ROBBEN MAN FFS

Platini's got a tenner on Real to win.

Suppose it would make sense for Twente to send him to Villa, we could be European rivals next season. Fairly sure Douglas himself wouldn't want to, given the choice between the two clubs.

Just noticed Barca's record in the Champions League since 2008 looks like this: 2008: Semi-final 2009: Winners 2010: Semi-final 2011: Winners 2012: Semi-final 2013: *Rushes over to betting thread*

THE BEST ENGLISH PERFORMANCE EVER IN EUROPE? http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/mar2012/3/5/the-magpies-have-enjoyed-many-exciting-european-nights-including-famous-clashes-with-barcelona-one-of-which-featured-a-certain-tino-asprilla-bagging-a-249549877.jpg

F365 describing Blackburn as "a team that have struggled more than Rik Waller getting out of a beanbag chair"

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"Gwarn Jern. Ney 'um in the back. Serves them meyners reyght."

Now that we're everybody's 2nd favourite team again, I would love it ( ) if Pards got himself some Keegan-style cereal endorsements. "Shreddies. Absolutely rapes your breakfast."

Not anymore. Ryder had him ended. It's since he's stopped being able to pull the old "purposely-drop-something-then-get-him-to-pick-it-up-and-have-a-cheeky-peek-at-the-forum-on-his-monitor" that Ryder's started ploughing his arsefudge for transfer news.

We're going to look shite in front of the whole continent.

I once got cut out of an ITV news story about Shearer opening an all-weather pitch, feel her pain tbh.

Warrior. Make American fanny pads or something. Also used to be a wrestler in the 80s then changed his name.

Just find some way of sending him a link to the Newcastle Restaurants thread, he'll have a storming finish to the season.

If I get to see Ronaldinho play at St James' Park, my 14-year-old self may wank himself to death.