Dr Colossus

The only Spanish city that has anything in common with Sunderland is on Whitley Bay seafront. And even then it's only because it's so fucking delapidated.

Think it was Kalooooouu. One of those adorable little quirks that make the Stamford Bridge atmosphere one of the most alluring in world football. Kaloo-urns

Puyol stands on Drogba's yam-bag, Barca play on, ref tells him to get up.

Lampard with the same pathetic dive he does in Gary Neville's VT

"One Gary Cahill" ffs. He's been areet but yeesh.

"This is football." Thanks Gareth, thought I was watching Cuntryfile.

95th minute Iniesta equaliser.

Biggest cunt on earth.

For all his ability, Messi's got some Argentine hardness in him like. EDIT:

:lol: This whole page FFS Drogba Drogba man FFS Drogba FFS

Puyol beginning a werewolf-like transformation into Triple H.

How did Drogba go from being on his arse down one end to being on his arse up the other so quickly?

Clive probably reckons she's over 6 foot anarl

"COULD DROP TO JOHN TERRY miznwiznmusm SHIRT PULL wuzamuswum" Tyledesly having a stroke...

Reckon Chelsea will keep it quite tight and organised tbh. Wouldn't be surprised to see Barca leave with a score draw or slim lead. Bumming to occur next week, of course.

N-O Meltdown @NO_Meltdown Catts for me like N-O Meltdown @NO_Meltdown Catts for me like N-O Meltdown @NO_Meltdown Catts for me like N-O Meltdown @NO_Meltdown Catts for me like

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-y-owORFWDw0/TyrR9HYXu8I/AAAAAAAAAoo/-IdGdg2Hc8w/s1600/gary%2Bcahill%2Bchelsea.jpg http://www.ecobabyproducts.com/images/products/BumBalm2.jpg EDIT: The background of Cahill's photo is the Camp Nou

Really like him. Graceful, elegant player with bouncy hair. Quite similar to Pirlo.

Likewise Tyldesley's "Nicolah Anelkah". Thank Christ he's buggered off to China, shame Clive couldn't have gone first.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/serie_a/120015/silvio-berlusconi-paid-stripper-to-wear-ac-milan-shirt-and-ronaldinho-mask.html [move][/move]

I was annoyed when Adidas dropped the red background between two of the white stripes on their sleeves for the last WC. The Nike kits, though lush as fuck, don't "look" like the France team now. Traditionalism ftw.

Is this what you call spam? "He also stated that he would like to play alongside his Dutch friend Per Mertesacker."

Headline for tomorrow: MONSTER MUNCHEN

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario Gomez with his special move there