Jump to content

Dr Colossus

Member
  • Posts

    4,122
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Dr Colossus

  1. Shame that Lithuania, Malta and the Faroe Islands don't fit into any songs.
  2. HEW, DIVIN'T POST ANY FOOTBALL CLIPS (Sorry Dave)
  3. Might be wrong but Im kinda sure Jared Borghetti scored a similar type of goal in world cup 2002. Aye, not the exact same thing but still heading the ball away from the direction he's going
  4. http://www.nudsa.org/images/Glenn_Roeder__manag_257354c.jpg f***. I'm stuck inside this glass box. EDIT: bugger, beaten to it
  5. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NTZkg1yW6Gk/T3wvKO0MHnI/AAAAAAAAAII/jYKtkELNjw8/s640/33.jpg Add 'laughing while eating pizza' to 'in a tractor' and 'riding a bike eating an apple'.
  6. Jeez, I don't know how to take such a compliment Yorkie - Xisco Take it gracefully, do a slow stepover and then run it into touch.
  7. Odd term that. Planes are up on long wheels, just pass under it.
  8. Dr Colossus

    Twitter

    The guy is relentless. Even on Twitter. I'm going to try holding a ball up to the screen to see if he comes bursting through and tears me limb from limb.
  9. I seem to remember SId Cowans taking a penalty, your keeper saving it, Cowans netting the rebound, and the keeper kicking Cowans' legs from under him! If you did that these days, you'd get a 10 match ban. I don't think he even got booked. Happy days. We had a few nasty ugly fuckers back then: Migueli, Julio Alberto (red card machine), Marcos Alonso... Vicente Sánchez - our captain - I used to play against in the 90s in a regional league and was an utter cheating t***. I suppose the keeper was Urruti. "URRUTI! URRUTI T'ESTIMO!" Aye, I know that.
  10. Reminds me of Nolito last season who made a few appearances (doing a similar thing) and was then moved on at the end of the season. Probable shop-windowing, so you never know.
  11. Dr Colossus

    Alan Pardew

    WHAT ? More importantly, Tiote goes to a witch doctor. http://oi44.tinypic.com/111q91z.jpg
  12. Dr Colossus

    Twitter

    Ryan Taylor ‏ @TaylorR1984 "@AlistairJenkins: @TaylorR1984 met you after the ninth today. Did you end up winning?" Shola beat me on the 18th. Gutted!!! http://oi42.tinypic.com/13yp1xy.jpg
  13. Leon Best's been looking the bees knees lately imo, in his denim jackets.
  14. Dr Colossus

    Erik Pieters

    Hilarious how "Luis Suarez" is the new"Afonso Alves"
  15. Friedel's age http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-faeaYqkRxYA/Tr13AnfqX7I/AAAAAAAAAEY/zx0p1x_1x10/s1600/jackie-chan-meme_reasonably_small.png - 5Live commentators
×
×
  • Create New...