Dr Colossus

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Papisto is so swagadocious, love him

Glen Johnson ‏ @glen_johnson What have i just seen.... Is Perch for real?!?!?! #Joke

Amazing touch from Shola there. Divvin't pass it around, ATTACK!

PUT. CARROLL. IN. GOAL.

Stewart Downing

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU UTTER PRICK

just f***ing lush EDIT: See, he can score one-on-ones

EIEIEIO atmosphere sounding good

Pardew fully audible, stood next to a microphone. "HAAAATEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!"

He probably takes dictation. Transforms bizarre ramblings into semi-coherent sentences. Lawro reclined on a chaise longue in only an open dressing gown, picking red grapes off the bunch with his teeth. Ghost hunched nervously in the corner with a 1940s typewriter on his lap.

Surprised you managed to squeeze your way in past that huge appendage. Surprised Loven didn't get it nipped in the door. Should probably stop thinking about this tbf

Surprised you managed to squeeze your way in past that huge appendage.

Barca play on tuesday. Forgot about that Big team bias! Barca having to play three games in seven days then. Bad for both teams in fairness.

"There's no point coming back from 3-1 down if you're not going to win it." Good lass, Gabby.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! What makes this funnier for me is a mackem mate on twitter starting off like "we're going to fuck this up" when they went 1-0, then when I agreed he's been giving it much large since their second and third. Prick.

Final Score just went back to the studio from Villa Park, and Garth Crooks leans over to Gabby Logan and goes "This is very controversial Gary, because..."

Get in Villa!

Yes, I also have loads of old copies somewhere. Anyone remember scene @ st. james' ?

It's well documented that he's on a numeration package that includes percentages payable on transfer fee profits. http://oi44.tinypic.com/dgjigw.jpg

@RTG_Meltdown

Naaah, they're great. Even better are adult mascots. I think that's a massive missed opportunity - you too could pay a wodge of cash to walk onto the pitch holding hands with Shola, then have a kick-about on the pitch with someone like Vuckic. I'd f***ing love it. Then make yourself start bubbling so Colo has to carry you off Seriously though, I'd proper love to have a go at the crossbar challenge at half time. None of this zorbing tripe though. No way.

Golazo de Raul!