Sho Time

Whoever sold him that idea is probably the same clod who told him he was a good manager in the first place. If Ashley is dim enough to stick with that belief, it will cost him an awful lot of money by the time the penny drops. Fingers crossed.

4 managers in a season would be pretty impressive, even by Watford's standards.

For me it's us, Watford & Brighton that are going down. Spurs just gifted them goals in that game.

Adrian can fuck off, costing me all 3 CS' with his mistake.

He's a local lad who's grown up supporting the club, and he comes out with shit like this. He can fuck off. Cunt.

Not even that, it was only about 8 appearances. He came into a team that was in form too. There's definitely a player in there, but there's still a massively unknown quantity about him. Those 8 games might not be a true representation of his quality over the course of a season. I thought it was incredible when he was getting touted for Man Utd and England. He was exceptional, but that was under Rafa Benitez' NUFC. Playing under Steve Bruce's SDFC his value will likely be cut in half. Fantastic businessman, is Mike.

What were these again?

Find it absolutely hilarious he's the sort of player Man U would splash out £25-30m for off the back of one good half-season.

Rafa certainly made Hayden and Longstaff look fantastic compared to what they are producing now. I don't know whether it's Bruce confusing them as to their roles, or Rafa was just playing a formation which made them look much better than they really are. Without doubt the latter.

"Ohhhhhh... he's onside isn't he... yep... he's on-side... yep, they've given a goal..." Bias on the same level as McMananaman on BT Sport.

They don't have a "were da best fans in da world" complex they need to fill to make up for the fact that the football club is shit. Baffles me when I say people saying 'we need to do this' and 'we need to do that' when it's pretty fucking obvious what we need. Just stop talking about it and see the problem for what it is you fucking mongs.

Shelvey will be buzzing, say how the mood's lifted since the Leicester defeat. It's what dreams are made of for him.

Totally bemuses me how anyone with a brain thought this was going to work out. He can be as good as he wants but you are NEVER going to recoup £40m for a relegated striker, especially not when he's playing in a system and team as poor as we have.

Stinks of Mitro in his season under McClown. As it was always going to be.

POTY.

Did Brewcie make a reference to us getting our backsides kicked?

Seen some messages which show Keogh's injury and there's no way he's playing again, some of them also suggesting cocaine found in some players systems as well as a shit-ton of booze.

Ashley happy to accept a PAYG deal tells you all you need to know, this person is too close to Ashley - not to mention the fact that he hasn't got a pot to piss in - to be the right fit for us.

Considering the rumours over how pally Kenyon and Ashley are, and that his deal (because he hasn't really got a pot to piss in) allows concessions for Sports Direct, I'd rather sit in apathy as I am now than get any form of utterly pointless hope where the person changes but little else does. We need someone with the money and ambition to restructure the club from top to bottom and to buy into making it the best he can be, not another fleecing cunt just there for the TV money and 17th.

Fingers crossed he has a severe allergy and Pret mislabelled his sarnie.

This is brilliant, look at him squirming in his seat man. Fucking cock.

Pretty sure it said Jurgen?

Sports Direct FC fans trying to defend Brewcie after the latest 'performance'.

Injured again apparently? 20 more laps for this soft cunt.

Anyone with a braincell can see that. Unfortunately as has been said before, because he's a Geordie and he's "brought big Andy home" most fans will lap it up with the "he's one of us" shit.