Sho Time

Fucking get the fuck in Aarons! 2 cracking goals.

Nice one Schteve. Again. He's f***ing godawful.

Absolutely this.

No excusing this performance but I've seen 3 or 4 blatant free kicks not given our way. f***ing American's are so obviously biased it's ridiculous.

Woodman looks no better than Darlow, expectedly. Stop faffing about with your hair you fucking nut, your dads a cunt as well, cunt.

Satka should just ask to be taken off, save himself the embarrassment.

What is the fucking point in putting on Obertan? If him and Gouffran are on the same pitch together I'm just going to bed.

WTF Sissoko?? Unmarked at the back post in acres of space... and misses the ball.

Commentators saying perhaps confusion over the kits is the reason our passing is so wayward. Nah mate, we're just shit.

He's shit, don't understand all the fuss about him on here. 2 good months and everyone creams over him just because he's young and looked like having a bit of potential.

They've realised it's time to pepper our shit 'keeper with long-shots. Guess we're in line to concede a few more in this half.

Dear. God. :lol:

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I forgot Cisse was even on the pitch.

Good effort from Ayoze... that FK from Bigi though...

Another Aarons' assist, hope McClaren has this kid as one of the first names on the team-sheet next season.

WINGEGUM!!!

Pardewed.

Aarons in defence alongside Satka, Bigi and Ferguson with secret new signing 'Abgid' playing in midfield according to the lineups on here.

Proper pathetic, the American's love that shit.

Sissoko with the armband today, at least it isn't Colback.

Got the alarm set to watch this one for some daft reason. Chances are it'll go off so I'll launch my phone across the room and go back to kip.

Sissoko and Cisse if they get a chance I reckon. Cisse money would bring in Austin, Sissoko money would 'TRY' to bring in another 2 but fail and we're back to square 1 with Ashley again.

How the fuck those chumps are getting a run out ahead of Stephen Hawking, let alone Aarons I'll never know.

It's a good thought, but the issue then is who covers our pony back 4? We need someone to play the anchorman role which means sacrificing a player to include one of Tiote, Anita, Abeid or (dare I say) Colback. Chances are it will definitely be Colback every time though. Can't see Aarons being a starter, or Ayoze.