Sho Time

Wish Carver had of done this, he would have just posted a load of nonsense all about himself, how he has to believe he is the best coach in the league and the players are letting him down and he knows what this means to the people of the city. Yours sincerely, JC - one of the fans, a fellow geordie and ex-assistant to Sir Bobby Robson.

Means he will be here.

Whens our next embarassment then?

Aye, still baffling how they've not signed a top centre half as yet, as well as a centre forward. Minus Falcao and Van Persie this season, plus Welbeck from last year, they've got Rooney...who else? Hernandez!? Can't see Depay playing centrally... Still time really - I think they want Cavani as part of the Di Maria deal providing Ibra stays there. Also maybe holding out on the De Gea - Ramos swap if the press is to be believed. That leaves them short 2 keepers mind.

Nah he done alreet in that Schalke tournament or whatever, he looked pretty spot on and I had high hopes going into the season as long as he had a proper strike partner. Also desperately unlucky last season, through on goal at Man U and hacked down - clear pelanty not given. Another game (Southampton maybe?) took a shot which was a clear as day handball and pelanty and not given. There's plenty more falling on his arse and scuff shots in him yet.

LvG not certain if Di Maria will still be a ManU player when the season starts. His boss Froggy is absolutely, utterly, totally, completely, wholly, entirely, fully, abundantly certain that Di Maria will not be sold this window.

It's a shame for Riviere as he looked decent in pre-season. I'm mental, I know but I'm quite happy to give him another season and see if he can show us something.

The game changed when team Mitrovic (apparently) decided they want more money. Now THEY'RE exerting their single status and trying to pull us. Really we're both interested but nobody wants to ask if this is the event they're looking for first. Edit: Also appears nobody brought a fucking notepad. Fuck. This isn't going to end well.

Every rose has a thorn and all that.

It's a different story when there's 2 of them, one can be getting the big cool drinks in for the both of them while the other is stood chatting to the bouncer, looking important whilst waiting for their big cool drink. Also that way they already have an entourage and when it comes to remembering names they just might not even need the notepad and they can just remember 2 names each. The possibilities are f***ing endless, this is a pure game changer.

Aye, his dad might ground him if he moves to Newcastle so if I was him I'd be wary too.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU THE NEW MESSIAH... Winegum.

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Can we change the title to Will-Yum-Sun to make him seem like a new player or something, I keep wanting to throw my laptop out of the window whenever I see that useless cunts name.

Unless you're Mike Tyson, I don't think so.

So you're saying Mexicans! Shoot on sight! Leave Santiago Munez alone at least!

Aye I've got nee idea what the fuck was the point in starting him. The whole 'give players a chance' thing only works if they haven't proven they're utter shite for their entire time at the club beforehand. This is the reason we're still stuck with Obershan.

I seriously think this is how Charnley does his job.

#wait end of transfer window... #wetried

This cunt been made captain yet?

"I think this is his club" tells me McClaren can't understand and so hasn't conversed with Cathro yet, neither on a personal or professional level, they've probably one bumped into each other once or twice and he's understood the word 'Noocassul' and just thought to himself 'this is his club. Maybe. Possibly. I think.'

Quite hard to think of a player less suited to wear the armband.

Only a friendly obviously but first impressions weren't great. Looked very clumsy and out of his depth against high speed attackers playing football on the floor.

"You big clumsy stupid cunt, the fuck you do that for?" Perfect captain material.