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Mexico 1-0 - 1:12:40 Mexico 2-0 - 1:18:50 (Williamson ) Sissoko 2-1 - 1:48:55 I can't understand how despite all his training and experience now, Krul still cannot kick a moving football without putting it out for a throw in 9 times out of 10, it's just mental.

This. They exposed him for the hopeless donkey that he is.

Hope it becomes a more common thing for ageing Irish internationals to do to raise the profile of the league. It's good of Duff tbf, he could easily just retire Hope both his legs get taken off in a horror challenge Paddy O'Radgecunt.

he's sat at the table signing the contract, only for mutha's foot to appear out of it and boot him in the face. "Sorry son, ye've failed the medical inal."

To be honest Blob Elliotts torso could probably reconstruct Siem's entire being and still have bones left to spare, the fat cunt.

Apparently the most modest, generous and loyal footballer who's ever lived as he's donating all his wages to charity for his entire stay there.

Kill it before it lays eggs!

Yep, David Wheater with all his ugliness couldn't even darken the absolute beauty that was that chip.

Same price as Schweinsteiger. Don't think I'll use their tbh though.

He struck lucky by meeting Amy, it's pretty much guarenteed she's got a few business cards on her.

When he scored that goal I went ballistic in the pub and cleared me fatha's pint all over him, he was ready to fucking lamp me all over and then he seen the replay and started jumping up and down close to tears.

Collapsed as they took his photo.

His family just remind me of the Bacon's tbh "Hoo - mutha, fatha. Newcastle have offered is some money to gan there and Dekka had a wicked tour rund St James' with free bait and that" "Here nee way you're gan to Newcastle Aleksandar man, they're fuckin' crap." "Aar howay man fatha I can at least use them as a stepping stone" "Divven't worry son it's alreet, Porto have come in so we're gannin to Portugal" "Mint!" Walks out his front door and mutha and fatha lay into him with a cricket bat and a plank of wood with nails coming through it.

Looks like a shiny gold mattress protector.

Fantastic. I never even think about buying football shirts but definitely tempted to get that one.

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I think his entire body will just collapse and look similar to Peter Griffin when he wishes he has no bones in his body.

It is really pathetic but not unexpected, Arsenal fans are all internet-based really and only the toffs who can afford to see them daren't join in with working-class rabble football chants to create any form of atmosphere. We can't talk considering that Cabella ESPN poll we hijacked, but it's nowhere near the same scale to the Arsenal brigade who are on it for absolutely everything. They done the same at the BT Sports awards too IIRC.

It's 20:00 for KO today isn't it? Any ideas on the link, or do you reckon just search in Youtube and it should appear? Also do you need a youtube account? http://rx.iscdn.net/2011/01/875_too_many_questions_lbthm.jpg

Sure I seen somewhere online that both our pre-season games in America were going to be streamed live online by the clubs we're playing against - anybody know anything about this ?

Sure he has #LAD on the back of it too.

Those Hull players do not look impressed in the slightest.

I actually don't get how that argument works, he's an asset and had a set guide price whoever and wherever the buyer is coming from? Surely if your selling, wether you skint or flush your asset doesn't gain or loose value when it has nothing to do with your commercial revenue? Alreet Alan Sugar, calm down.

I would rather see him replaced by 2 new CB's and demoted to third choice, absolutely. At the moment we're left with no real option but to play him, but to keep him on as captain would benefit nobody but the player himself. Jonas isn't about to lick his arse so I can't see many first team players arsed if it goes to someone like Janmaat, Colback or even De Jong (proving he can stay fit)

Hope he chucks himself into that river with the Fonz statue and 40 housebricks tied to himself, the fucking slaphead.