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Who gives a fuck man. Probably a load of shite designed to get some more mongs to buy ST's now they're on general sale.

Can't believe the amount giving him 'respect' comments. Fuck him.

Pointless directing anything towards him. Doing so only helps Ashley. We should continue focusing all our hate and shit on to one man.

These whatsapp conversations are aids.

When the fuck are Netflix coming in?

So, can we just re-upload pictures of Sonia's snatch now?

Tbh you could argue less than 10, given the first 18 were into link, signing and discussion of where and when he'd play.

Delewded jawdees

There'll still be a significant number of mongs on the 'give him a chance' and 'he's one of us' brigade, to justify their ST renewal/continuous presence in the ground.

Luke Edwards is a fucking horrendous little cunt like. Clearly taken a lot of the shit on Twitter to heart.

Their only tweet. Fuck off, man. The bio looks very official (and states so), but extremely easy to fake stuff like that. PLUS NO BLUE FUCKIN TICK

"Look at me! Look at me!"

Ryder & co must honestly sit at their desks day-to-day working out something, anything, they can write about so they can show their bosses they're actually doing something. I assume the clickbait headline was something like "Could this man be the answer to Newcastle's no.10 position now Perez has left?"

There'll be clickbait all over the place amongst some pro-Ashley articles tomorrow.

Doubt he'd be stating unequivocally it was a statement from the CEO if it wasn't like. Whey neither Khaled or Midhat have Twitter by the looks of it so who's going to challenge it? Just waiting for Sheikh's newly created twitter account with a "Why you lying for" GIF comment against his post.

I remember the picture of him arm-in-arm with a bloke at a 'notorious' gay beach in Spain, as I think it was described in the Daily Mail article. Those notorious gay beaches, with their rainbow coloured sand and all that. Definitely don't remember pictures of him getting involved in any bumhole engineering as you'd pointed out, you'd think there'd be a massive piece in the papers over that. Or that Pardew quote? Surely neither of those things happened?

Nobody: Absolutely fucking nobody: Redfearn: Joselu didn't get much game time last season, he... he...'sgonnabelikeanewsigning.

What's that? Staveley statement?

The current owners have cooperated amicably throughout this process and if a deal is not forthcoming it will not be due to lack of effort from both parties". Well who else's fault could it be? We have a good idea what the PL F&P owner test looks like so it either comes down to 1. you don't have the dollar or 2. (99.9% more likely) Ashley is being a cunt and you're buttering him up to say yes / likely setting yourself up for a fall and to be declared timewasters...

I'm in this camp. Ashley should want to sell as this is the perfect time to make the maximum amount of £££ on us. However we know if it falls through it's purely down to him pulling the rug. Honestly - and extremely optimistically - I think it's all very likely to be done, he's just trying to drag it out as long as he can to torture us. Laugh at the people who haven't renewed, they've lost their loyalty points in a futile gesture of opposition to him while he's made all the money etc. Irrespective, no matter what happens I will keep an eye out for his fortunes and hope for him to face financial ruin and some other severe hardships. I'll be out for a heavy celebration the day he dies.

This World Cup has been fantastic for introducing me to Hope Solo and her nudes. Margaery Tyrell looking bitch has stole my heart.

Tbh didn't know it was Redfearn until someone said. I thought Andy Woodman had returned.

There was the period of mourning in Dubai for 3 days, their weekend is Friday-Saturday so I expect if something is coming it has to be this week (I've obviously spent waaaay too much time on Twitter). It would make sense for this to be quashed sooner rather than later, given the timescales to actually sort out the shitstorm that the fat cunt has created.