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If Tiote would sort his life out (he may be rejuvenated having played under SmC before, who knows?) I think him and Anita would be a good 2 deep lying midfielders to have if we wanted to play a similar style of short-passing, quick moving possesion football that Swansea do.

Off to the Alps, ffs. We're facing an uphill struggle now.

I reckon giving him the number 3 shirt implies they see him as a first choice CB/LB for next season.

Can we go back to house prices in Raleigh please?

Here man if Bill f***ing Kenwright can win a bidding war against Mike Ashley we need to just give up not only on football, but on life too.

I imagine in previous training sessions Carver just had them all lined up to watch him and Stoney attempting to throw their shoes over a pub roof. Still probably got the cones out.

We tried, but these things happen.

He's been absolutely ruined for the past 2 years, he'll end up going the same way as Sebastien Deisler I reckon.

Sissoko.

WTF, my house is on for more than that and it's a nice place like, but certainly not as good as that. Edit: And I live in fucking Liverpool, not sure what Raleigh is like but it can't be much worse than that.

I find it hard to believe how he has that much money, considering he spends his entire day writing 'articles' about NUFC that are so atrociously written, a normal-minded 3 year old wouldn't even think to show it their parents to put on the fridge - they'd be that ashamed.

The Cristiano Ronaldo lookalikes are just tragic, the first one just looks like a 17 year old in Havana.

Metro's super-sensationalist headlines man, what the fuck. Liverpool 'enter negotiations to sign international captain from Prem rivals' Liverpool have reportedly entered talks ahead of a potential transfer offer for Olivier Kemen.

Why was this page deleted before I could see it? I've been in tears in the middle of work reading this, especially the bit about his dad.

Puts a photo of his own house on his blog. "The Harrison Home" http://i.imgur.com/dXSqvEC.jpg The bloke is such a f***ing simpleton, that's obviously not going to be his house. How on earth people actually take time to read and comment on that s**** is beyond me.

He generally gets the new manager bounce when he goes to new teams, hence why he's done well at Palace so far. The season we finished 5th was down to a lot of luck. We never had that many key injuries, we had two strikers in the form of their lives and managed to score an amazingly good goal to shot ratio. During that season we were also lucky that teams never managed to punish us as well as they should have done, also a few teams also had bad league seasons. A big factor that season though was that many of the players had never been trained by Pardew with his crap tactics, the same happened a few years ago where January transfer kept a us up. Not to mention Danny Simpson's 11 clearances off the line in that season.

Aidy Ward taking Willie McKay's sloppy seconds. Eurgh.

Surely not!?

Seen this earlier on, what an absolute joke. The standard of North-East journalism is just f***ing hideous.

What about this guy in 2015? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/24/22/2909D11700000578-0-Newcastle_manager_John_Carver_leads_the_celebrations_as_he_runs_-a-23_1432503973951.jpg Janmaat's face there. "You're not going to high-five that fucking mongo surely!?"

If his surname wasn't Ince nobody would touch him with a shitty stick.

Her patter is class.

Really promising stuff from McClaren to be fair. Mike Ashley likes your comment.

http://media.giphy.com/media/sOVueselOTje8/giphy.gif :lol: