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Please can someone good with photoship create Ribvin...

Tbf Balague is full of s***, oh so he knows what his release clause is - whoopdee s***. I Real got an offer of £40m + De Gea (which I don't think would happen because it would be terrible business from ManU) they'd snap their hands of for it, especially given he's so close to his 30's now.

There's no point explaining it to you because you're too ignorant.

You are not serious, right? Anyway it doesn't make sense to discuss if someone's too ignorant Alright mate, put your tampon back in. sexist

You are not serious, right? Anyway it doesn't make sense to discuss if someone's too ignorant Alright mate, put your tampon back in.

Massive heeds and almost identical facial expressions on that particular pic. Don't even understand how it was ever seen in that context tbh, some people need to get a grip.

It's alreet Kaka you'll be up again in about 10 minutes.

Love the comments section: 'MY EYES. KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE' Looks like David Shrigley went a bit over the top with some acid and a yellow crayola. Either that or he's five years old.

I wouldn't mind if Southampton signed him in one sense. That then gives them Pelle, Juanmi, Long and Rodriguez (also Dani Osvaldo who will most likely leave) but if it was true and they signed Austin it's a possibility Shane Long could be let go and getting him for about £8m could be a sweet deal.

Apparently it's racist. I agree and think the entire 'lookalikes' thread should be shut down too as it's all racist. Phil Jones and the handbag, I mean FFS who is defending the rights of the handbags here??

The front 2 look like prisoners of war, the guy at the back is just trying to be as photogenic as possible in such a horrible attire.

Connor Whickham's dad looks like a pissed up noncey Santa.

Also, Dembub Ba http://www.lolfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/demba-gump.jpg

I can definitely imagine him running into his house after training, a mixture of sheer panic and excitement as he rushes towards the safe in his house and upon seeing his money safe and well another day has a little laugh to himself and spends his entire day just counting it all whilst guzzling down mounds and mounds of strawberry syrup. Sleep, train, count, syrup repeat.

I heard that, sure I read it in Guillem Balague's book.

I think he's a heap of shite, similar standard of player to Darren Gibson. Gibson can actually strike a ball, at least.

Bobby Zamora all the way.

Who doesn't like him on a personal level ?

If players like Bentaleb and especially Mason are getting their game at Spurs, Cabaye should walk into their team no bother.

Sniper rifle at the ready.

Troy fucking Deeney what the fucking fuck. Fuck this shit.

We cannot compete financially with the likes of Swansea or Southampton, so chances are they'll go to either of those clubs.

Doubtless the mackems will use this to tell us they're NETD now, marra and we're going to Yewrup. The table doesn't lie marra, only English goals count. THE BEST KIND OF GOALS http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/32461/9885933/liverpool-win-the-premier-league-and-chelsea-avoid-the-drop-how-the-table-would-look-if-only-english-goalscorers-counted

Honestly hope to Christ that Pardew sells Bolasie to some mugs like Liverpool and replaces him with Gouffran/Obertan.