Sho Time

YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!

To make it a round figure of £200 I've just put £24.68 on Poland to score exactly one goal.

Never mind, all in with £175.32 on Poland & Cordoba double. That's me done for the month. Hans, I'm not sure on that. I spend a lot of times on betting sides it's not very often at all you see sides coming back from being a goal down full stop, let alone over half time and full time. You're better off with both halves safe bets IMO.

What sort of team are Poland fielding though ?

Enough said, ordering now. So many highlights to consider, can't wait. Just received 3-0 ManU and 4-4 Arse game last night . Didn't have time to watch properly but had a quick look. Picture quality That bad? I was gonna order them when I got in like, if you could be my DVD guinea pig and let me know if it's worth my money I'd appreciate it.

Whatever you've been taking, I'll have half. I don't want to get THAT bad.

In fairness I probably have, but not by much at all. In terms of online gambling I'm up by £300 maybe. But with 3.30am Aspers trips added into the equation, probably not - I don't like to think too much about that.

With the lack of good games to bet on I opted for PaddyPower Poker. £900 winnings in 5 days ain't so bad but I don't think I've broke even yet...

Cheers guys, after a £300 poker win on Wednesday and this win now, it's safe to say I'm on a bit of a hot streak at the moment! Hopefully it carries on for the CL final!

Oh aye, I couldn't see nowt but a Hearts win like. At evens it was too good to refuse! I've now also backed Hibs and the draw in play at 225/1 and 500/1 respectively to 100% guarentee at least a £492.50 profit. Yeha!

Hearts @ evens Win-Draw-Win Hibernian v Hearts Pending £500.00 Looking good!

Doing it. £25 on wins £2500 on top.

Yeah it's true, a Mag on a horse told me as well.

I don't think Rio understands what the word sarcasm means, let alone how to implement it. Hey, he managed to develop a whole programme of merkage. I think you underestimate him. Ar christ aye, I totally forgot about that. Wayne Rooney at the vets with the kids dog and that. Rio is basically just a real-life version of this man: http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/75145129.jpg?key=400600&Expires=1337184281&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=iegLIfrc1-p~kyiKqa77GCtT3w9I6YIyEBk6mpTc2lmUccY-EZ~SmMwqUaPXrwHCaUcRV9O90a8kccf5WQeq8iKkLci7R7U2pTteObSIRr~FPCfjLgFYpLAjroxWVTwFuNPg~X3MdBDJqUEUMd2aLO5MCXtWtktFielhpWiKi~E_

I don't think Rio understands what the word sarcasm means, let alone how to implement it.

EY IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY THE YANKS LAH

Seconded. To think this spacktard was once England captain as well.

To say Ba has been a 'donkey' over the period he hasn't scored is very unfair complete utter s***, he's been unlucky to score in a lot of these games due to being denied by the woodwork and some good stops by opposition goalkeepers. His all round play has been very good and he's shown himself to be a team player, but because he hasn't hit the heights of the first half of the season due to Cisse's arrival as the main man up top and also due to a huge dip in confidence which has had a huge impact on his goal tally - it clearly affected his decision making during games quite a bit because he was that desperate to really make his mark. Demba's refusal to shake Pardew's hand once after being subbed off was a silly decision to make on his part but as far as I'm concerned it only emphasised how unhappy he was that he wasn't scoring goals and that it was getting to him. He appears to be a very level-headed bloke who's chuffed to bits that the team have been doing so well so to label him a prima-donna borders on insane. Strikers are judged on scoring goals and he was scoring a fuckload of them, now he's not. Of course it's going to affect his confidence and when he's getting subbed off and refusing to shake the managers hand it's more frustration at himself and a bit at the manager because he wants to be contributing to the cause and you can't blame him for that. I can't believe I've actually made such a long winded reply when it's evident you haven't actually watched Demba Ba play since he returned from ACoN duty.

Crazy ass mutha' be trippin'

After coming back out of temporary retirement I fired back at the bookies with a nice £7.50 on Jordan Rhodes FGS @ 7/2 last night. £33.75 return I believe? Suppose I'll find out when I gan to pick it up after graft.

Because you took the advice from me, technically speaking, I have put that bet on for you. Prepare to lose.

2-2. I want to put this on and whenever I don't put money on bets I really want to back they ALWAYS come through. Easy money.

Cheers guys, brings me back even after my shitter last night! Just chucked £25 of my 'winnings' on Colon, Empoli, CFR Cluj, Dinamo Bucharest and CSKA Moscow. Returns £509 if it comes through. (I wouldn't do it though)

Treble came in for Hibs, Elfsborg and Montpellier. £22.50 wins £200.