Sho Time

Schalke can fuck right off.

I know it's a big ask but with me being stuck in work I can't place any bets and was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to put on an accy for me for £25. Levante Schalke Ross County Arsenal -1 No worries if you can't like but if you can, I can send you the £25 as soon as I get home at half 7.

How much do you want on it? I was gonna put £50 on originally but I reckon I'd bottle it now, I hate betting in play. Probably just save myself for the weekend but thanks very much mate.

Was contemplating a big bet on Montpellier and Levante double tonight to take my winnings that little bit higher over the past few days. Unfortunately I'm stuck in graft 9-7 every day for the rest of the week and am not the proud owner of an iPhone.

Dalglish is clearly cracking under the pressure and has been ever since the Suarez-Evra incident. Fair enough he doesn't want to slate his own players or anything, but the way he goes on to the media is nothing short of disgusting. If I was a proper Liverpool fan who didn't suck up to Kenny purely based on his legacy in the past, I'd be embarassed to have this man representing my club on International TV.

For me it's as much the fact that they show no will to improve or play anything approaching decent football. He's had quite a lot of money to spend and all he's done with it is bought big fellas who fit into his ugly football style. No ambition to play anything other than battering ram style hoofball, no ambition to do anything other than stay in the premiership, no ambition to develop the club at all. This. Pulis is just a mong, completely devoid of any tactical nous or any idea of how football should be played. His touchline instructions are probably the equivalent of when you played LMA Manager on the playstation and you only had 4 options 'attack, defend, shoot, clear it' although even that probably escapes him and the only thing he can actually say on the touchline or in his teamtalks is "get stuck into 'em, boys."

Will they be allowed? I don't think you should be allowed for suspensions. Of course not man, the FA are forever conspiring against them.

Aye he'll want to have a good shit on them again like. I'm personally glad he isn't scoring, singing the Ramadan song was becoming a bit of a chore.

Aye but with Marveux returning, Obertan also in the running and the possibility of new signings coming in he won't get as much game time as he should at his age to help his development. Better to sacrifice him for a season and let him improve as a footballer than him being one of them players who's kept in the reserves and only called upon if we're really in the shit.

Sat 17 PL Bolton Wanderers A 1-2 Mon 26 PL Sunderland H 2-1 Sat 19 PL Arsenal H 1-2 Sat 26 PL Queens Park Rangers H 2-1 Sat 28 FAC West Bromwich Albion A 1-2 Mon 02 PL Queens Park Rangers A 1-2 Sat 14 PL West Bromwich Albion A 1-2 Sat 18 FAC Leicester City H 1-2 Sun 26 PL Manchester United H 1-2 Sat 24 PL Wolverhampton Wanderers H 2-1 Sat 31 PL Fulham A 2-1 Mon 09 PL Tottenham Hotspur A 1-2 That's 12 so far this season in all competitions in answer to your first question there. One thing I noticed when checking is that their 2-1 either way results have always seemed to come at the end of the month. Worth a shout over the next few games of the season for sure, Beren. Edit: Sun 11 PL West Bromwich Albion H 0-1 Sat 05 PL Aston Villa A 3-2 Sat 11 PL Swansea City A 2-3 Sat 03 PL Stoke City A 1-0 Sun 18 PL Newcastle United A 1-0 There's the other lot which have been decided by 1 goal margins. Looking through all their results this season and doing a Shearer on MOTD and stating the obvious - Norwich are capable of scoring the odd goal but their defence is extremely leaky. They've only kept 2 clean sheets all season in the Premiership.

Those are the sort of dreams you wake up to and immediately try to get back to kip to see if you can 'get it back' - regardless of whether or not you need to be up for work.

I would agree with sending him on loan for a season considering Marveux will also be back. I really do like the kid though, yesterday he came on, had a few good runs and grafted his f***ing socks off. He's got the ability but he needs a run of games to improve his confidence and decision making and depending how well that goes, he could be a very good player for us in the future. I'd have him over Obertan now as well but I reckon Pards is gonna give him another season which means it'd be a good time for him to get some football under his belt in the Championship. There was a moment on Monday when the ball was hoofed up when defending a corner I believe, we had every man behind the ball in our own half, this kid just pelted it out, chased the ball the whole way, forced their defender into a long backpass to stop them playing a pass out wide or putting it straight back in our box... He just carried on chasing with some serious speed that really surprised and unnerved them. That's what it's all about man. We ended up winning the ball back after he carried on running and charged at their keeper, forcing Bolton into a long ball as opposed to playing the good football they had been doing most of the afternoon. Absolutely fantastic effort.

yes... yes... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEESSSS! THAT was a GOALL! :lol:

He knows.

BeloEmre and geordie_b - nicely done!

Another win taking my total in 2 days to £305! Put the £40 I won today on a Newcastle, Liverpool and Malaga treble. That'll bring in £180 if I'm lucky.

Treble for today: Spartak Moscow @ 8/13 Spartak Moscow v Kuban Krasnodar Djurgardens @ 8/11 Djurgardens v Gif Sundsvall FC Seoul @ 4/7 FC Seoul v Sangju Sangmu Phoenix Seoul have already won, Djugardens are winning 1-0 at HT and Moscow due to kick off @ 15:45. Just got £10 on to win £40.

Makes a nice change Cheers pal.

Oioi!

£15 Cisse first scorer @ 11/2 = £112.50 £15 Newcastle to win both halves @ 10/1 = £150 Didn't make the Ben Arfa with UniBet, from what it looks like jumping on the bandwagon here is a bad idea (watch it be a fucking good one this week though)

I haven't signed up with UniBet before, do you need a bonus code to get this £20 free bet ?

My heart bleeds for the little cunt. He's never cared about anything apart from money, horses and England. In that order.

Toon to be win in both halves is 10/1 with PaddyPower. Worth a sly tenner I should think.

So does anyone know a place where you can get curried goat with this unique vagina food in toon? It actually sounds lush.

The referee had a clear view of the incident considering Reina done it right under his nose but Perch's reaction probably did contribute in fairness, which is stupid anyway because going by the rules he should have been sent off whether or not contact was made. I don't know what these bindipping mongos are playing at giving him loads of abuse on twitter and facebook or whatnot either (plus racist abuse - quelle surprise!) I can remember a certain incident involving Reina where Drogba brushed his hand across his face and he stayed on the deck for about 5 minutes before Drogba was sent off and I'm sure there's been another involving their angelic keeper too. Liverpool fans have surprisingly short memories, which is strange for a club that are still living 30 years in the past.