Sho Time

I've only seen like 1 slow-mo clip on my phone but I'm not really sure how you prove intent on that one, is there video showing he's looking down at Oliveria's head when doing it and is there actually a 'stamp' motion or is it an unfortunate coming together (which probably could have been avoided?)

Bit harsh to say that about Emre, he had black friends IIRC.

Manquillo just needs to fuck off tbh.

Did you actually remember that or did you look it up? Not calling you out, I’m genuinely curious. I can hardly remember what happened during the last match, let alone who scored when versus whom. Seems a lot of folks here can recall the most obscure statistic with confidence. Atsu was v Cardiff in the 2-0 Gayle's was v Reading, a sweet thunderbastard from about 30 yards Shelvey's I think was against either Brighton or Huddersfield I can't remember what's going in work on a day-to-day basis without getting my mind jogged but for some reason I can remember this shit no problem, I fucking hate my brain.

02:17 Just pour a fucking pint you clems.

Spurs fan responded to this on twitter to say they're boycotting! Said it's to do with being messed around over the new stadium, a big hike in ticket prices and dissatisfaction with Levy. Surprised at that Surely that's bollocks, whatever's going on they're sitting pretty in the league and as we know all too well the idea of a boycott in general doesn't often happen.

Hopefully nobody will notice when we send out an extra man.

I still haven't used my TC or BB, there's normally 2 double game weeks for numerous teams in the season. Foaming I didn't use Aguero's here though, you just can't rely on Pep keeping the same player in.

You must have been absolutely fewmin' when he got the better of Pep last Monday A great result. Ashley can see next year's gravy train is just a little bit closer. All thanks to Rafa, grrr! Bring back Stevie Mac and relegation!

I doubt it will and all goalkeepers can have mares, but after the Man U one and this one I really hope it doesn't affect his confidence and this doesn't become a 'thing'.

A lot of it comes down to mentality for me, last season it was all coming off for him, he was confident and playing really well. Even his first game of the season against Spurs he was fucking class, putting in some moves HBA would have been proud of, however it didn't come to anything and from then on he's been shit.

Is this with the suggestion that Sports Direct continue to be advertised everywhere? Sounds shit but still a darn sight better than having the fat cunt over us directly.

Jim White's sound though, he wears a yellow tie and he's the face of deadline day! (Disclaimer: he's actually a pro-Ashley Tory cunt)

Bare minimum. Mike's a shitehawk.

'Mike has always made the money the club has generated available.....' Honestly how does he get to say such bullshit and not get pulled up on it. Speaking to Jim White who's on the KB payroll innit!?

But ultimately shit at producing shit players for us which is kind of the whole point of having one, or should be. It’s a step in the right direction though. I’d rather the Lower leagues be littered with our former youth players than seeing none at all. It’s canny to keep an eye out for them if nothing else. Sorry mate, looks like you've been Ashley'd.

He's played exceedingly well in comparison to what you could expect from a young player being chucked in at the deep end, but he certainly doesn't look like he's better than Ki, Diame or Shelvey.

Our entire set-up just looks tacky as fuck tbh.

I'm a little bit baffled as to why Longstaff is down in so many 'best XI's'. I know he's done well and exceeded expectations since he came in but c'mon.

I know we haven't seen him in forever but surely Aarons can't be worse than Murphy? We know Rafa can just not fancy players as we've seen to our detriment with Mbabu. Anyone actually seen him play since he's been farmed out everywhere?

Because of what Atlanta were asking for him I think. Why were we in for him then? Because Rafa wanted him and has done for quite a while. I meant Ashley lol. Can apply the same logic. Don't want to negate any of my or any others' excitement over watching him play but it's a last ditch attempt to placate Rafa paid for with a loan from Barclays. This is where my head's at. As exciting as it is, this is only exciting because of our history in windows and the extremely low bar that Ashley has set us and (most importantly) you know nothing has really changed and this is exactly what you've just said in bold. Really looking forward to all of the games next month which is a great feeling to have back when you look at how we all felt between losing to Watford and the win v Man City coupled with news of Almiron on his way over. Can't wait to see the lad play, but the fat cunt is still in charge and still chokes the club. It's so weird. These are my feelings about it all, anyway. Don't worry too much about it, after the summer with Rafa gone another alleged 'takeover' collapse you'll be back to hating the club you love.

Hope he does well over there and we can get our money back. Edit: Hope he does well over there and Ashley can steal some more of our money.

Because of what Atlanta were asking for him I think. Why were we in for him then? Because Rafa wanted him and has done for quite a while. I meant Ashley lol. Can apply the same logic. Don't want to negate any of my or any others' excitement over watching him play but it's a last ditch attempt to placate Rafa paid for with a loan from Barclays. This is where my head's at. As exciting as it is, this is only exciting because of our history in windows and the extremely low bar that Ashley has set us and (most importantly) you know nothing has really changed and this is exactly what you've just said in bold.

Apparently English is OK but not great. However if he wants to step up here Rafa will be grilling him to learn and in the interim both he and a fair amount of our squad members speak Spanish so he'll be fine.

Fuck off Mike you fat cunt.