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To: Callum Hudson-Odoi From: Maurizio Sarri Subject: LOL Soz m8, best extend your lease agreement (crying laughing emoji)

Lee Charnley is Tam Spraggins.

Shame they weren't letterbombs.

Gutted I missed the original.

This is £90m a season for clubs, how this hasn't been met with either a huge increase in refereeing standards or an earlier introduction to VAR is ridiculous. What's even worse is they are absolutely fucking NEVER held accountable, refereeing mistakes are so normalised in the game that there's weekly sections of SkySports dedicated to a fucking 'ref watch'. Why officials aren't pulled in front of the media to justify their decisions and perceived mistakes is absolutely criminal. As for these things even themselves out, what a load of shit. One wrong doesn't make a right, and it never fucking does anyway. VAR can't come soon enough, although not sure how it helps with the allocation of an extra 30-40 seconds in the game.

Surely they've spent more net money than we have since Rafa came in as well? We've went down, came up and stayed while they've went down, went down again and look likely to stay.

He's absolutely class, but never the GOAT in the Premier League. He does his job brilliantly but (and I'm probably not going to explain this that well) the gulf in class between City and the rest of the league which has been in play for some time means his accomplishments are almost just about what you'd expect from him. He's never had the 'wow' factor that players like Henry and Ronaldo had, or even the raw goalscoring instincts of Shearer. Aguero is probably up there (or maybe just above) with players like Rooney/van Nistlerooy for me.

Wtf to be a professional footballer...

Not that I know anything about the circumstances but the fact that a club in the Portugese league (no matter how good Benfica are) can't even be arsed to offer him a new contract when there's concrete interest in him - doesn't really sound promising.

Need to get some chants and antics like this going if we want to help him settle in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSLNjCgIDRY

If he can't handle the pressure of social media how's he gonna cope when the fans are booing his first mis-placed pass and chanting for Ayoze to come back into the fold?

"Don's business acumen" "at least" "Champions League"

Seen one of these the other week and had a proper chuckle at it (to myself, in London, I'm sure I looked sane...) - wasn't sure how to relay back on here without coming across

And miserable in the lead up, telling anyone who'll listen that you've "fucking had it" and "there's no point anymore", then tuning in regardless and getting what you expect.

Can't believe anyone would think that was a serious post, mind.

Only if they have Aguero as captain in their FPL teams.

Pretending to cry. You'd be livid. I can't imagine it was unprovoked, football fans think they can say what they like to players. They've not beaten a 4th division team in 2 games, I'd imagine criticism is justified.

I've only seen like 1 slow-mo clip on my phone but I'm not really sure how you prove intent on that one, is there video showing he's looking down at Oliveria's head when doing it and is there actually a 'stamp' motion or is it an unfortunate coming together (which probably could have been avoided?)

Bit harsh to say that about Emre, he had black friends IIRC.

Manquillo just needs to fuck off tbh.

Did you actually remember that or did you look it up? Not calling you out, I’m genuinely curious. I can hardly remember what happened during the last match, let alone who scored when versus whom. Seems a lot of folks here can recall the most obscure statistic with confidence. Atsu was v Cardiff in the 2-0 Gayle's was v Reading, a sweet thunderbastard from about 30 yards Shelvey's I think was against either Brighton or Huddersfield I can't remember what's going in work on a day-to-day basis without getting my mind jogged but for some reason I can remember this shit no problem, I fucking hate my brain.

02:17 Just pour a fucking pint you clems.

Spurs fan responded to this on twitter to say they're boycotting! Said it's to do with being messed around over the new stadium, a big hike in ticket prices and dissatisfaction with Levy. Surprised at that Surely that's bollocks, whatever's going on they're sitting pretty in the league and as we know all too well the idea of a boycott in general doesn't often happen.