Sho Time

PLEASE BE TRUE, TRANSFER WINDOW ACTION!

Sure we were linked in with Samaris as a cut-price James McCarthy option a couple of years ago? Seems like re-hashed shite to me.

It's either that or using the money trying to find a cure for HMV.

Looks like Ole Soderberg is finally gonna get his chance up top.

Aye, which you love eating off blokes bellends.

Shola was sound, he could score goals and hold the ball up well. In the Roeder days he was spot on as well. Absolutely not having that Joselu is even close to Shola in terms of ability & goalscoring, like.

Is Joselu injured now? Or are they (quite rightly) not even badging him as a professional footballer at this point?

x2 the sentiment.

It's just embarrassing how bad this team is at attacking. Losing to a Watford second-string.

Joselu is a waste of oxygen, never mind a shirt.

He doesn't want to keep Rafa.

"You want £19.1m... Let's bid £11.1m... wait... you accept!?!?!?" *frantically searches for the withdraw transfer bid button*

who? :: Unsure if I just don't get twitter or he's deleted comments but I can't see where he's popping at anyone?

Dear me.

AND THEY SAY MIKE DUSN'T BACK US IT'S A BUSINESS FFS

Really inspired signing, maybe if we're especially lucky we can get some bloke called Jesus Gamez on a free as well ?

The whole thing is a joke. It isn't 'constructive dismissal' as technically they aren't sacking Rafa, however they're definitely making his position untenable through their actions.

Love a mental Wiki ramble. Favourite is still when Ma Huateng was rumoured to be buying Newcastle and someone changed his first name to Hadya.

and there's people out there that still think he wants to sell.

On current form I probably wouldn't drop Atsu tbf.

Fucking hell. Mental.

FYP

Used my wildcard last week to absolutely no effect whatsoever. I fucking give up.

Can't work out if satire or...

"you fat cockney bastard, please stay at our club!"