Sho Time

Also forgot to mention, fuck him he's shit anyway.

Moral of the story: Listen to Stifler. Wait, what?

Howling at their idea for unemployed fans to clean up the stadium after games, reward them with free tickets (like you don't do it anyway)

In the 13 games he was here Townsend recorded 4 goals and 2 assists. Across a season that's just under 12 goals and 6 assists. Ritchie this year in the PL with 35 games recorded 3 goals and 5 assists. Admittedly, he probably would've had more of each with the bad luck of the few times he's hit the frame of the goal and our strikers being donkeys when the ball is presented on a plate. Still, I'd probably go with the view that under Rafa, Townsend is probably a bit of an upgrade. I'm not denying he had a good spell here, but it was only for not even half a season, he fucked off as soon as he got the chance and then reverted back to his usual self when moving to Palace. I don't doubt Rafa couldn't get the best out of him, but I don't see him as an upgrade when you consider the wider impact to the team.

Townsend is more of a flair winger, however Ritchie is a massive driving force for the team and far more composed in the final third than Townsend. I think we're making a mistake letting him go with that as the replacement.

Plea looks shit according to Wiki, 2 goals in the amount of games he had for France U19's is a joke. Must be fit though.

We’d still be a winger short. Think next season with a run of games Murphy can make the step up. Not sure he can have the impact Ritchie had. His presence on and off-the field is absolutely massive for us.

Canny signing, definitely means Merino is off though. Guess who wins again?

He does own 11% of HoF, mind. It's not completely outlandish. Consider he spent £40m "of his own money" on Debenhams shares either last summer once the PL money was inbound also.

Ashley is chuffed to bits the WC is on and the eye is on England, it gives him a good couple extra weeks of respite in his view. Not that it matters whether we're going fucking mental with him or not. Cunt.

Not sure why we weren't in for him at that pri..... ah fuck it

One of our better players last season, fucking mental to consider selling him given we'll replace him with nobody - or even worse - Adama Traore.

It's like a cheat FM game.

Relegated on a Monday, met The Don on Tuesday...... Debt Free by Wednesday and fan in peace every Thursday Le-ea–gue one When a child says no, molest her :lol:

Glen Johnson whipping it from the halfway line for Jagielka to try and head down for Rooney to finish FYP

Whey they got the first part right

They are not real.

Didn't even watch it, but they can fuck off the cringey cunts.

Yedlin's new hairstyle will exceed the net spend we put out this summer.

Even if Costa Rica won the World Cup and Bryan Oviedo took the golden boot, they'd still be fucked. Little mugs.

If our finances were terrible, Mike Ashley would not be here. Our owner is terrible.

Hull's kit vs Huddersfield's "You're getting mauled by the terriers"

Not that I know anything about it, but I don't think Rafa would be too interested - I can't imagine him being happy not working on the "project" he keeps talking about where he's working with the same team week-in, week-out. Also, after the time he had in the RM job I wouldn't imagine he's too highly regarded by the RM/Barca players that make up that team so not sure if the Spanish FA would even approach him based on that.

Take it the "Grumpy Old Mag" comment has already been made? At least four times?