Sho Time

GEEEET UP JAMAL BITCH

Joselu not shooting to pass backwards in the 6 yard box. Honestly get Gayle on.

Yes. It wash't a red card challenge but he should have been booked in the first half.

Murphy coming on for Atsu. Thank fuck. 60 minutes too late though.

Merino can't score from there because he isn't Charlie Adam according to the commentators. Fucking hell.

GET ATSU OFF THE FUCKING PITCH MAN FOR FUCKS SAKE

Yeah that was embarrassing, just shows the level of confidence and ability these players possess. Neither.

Ashley Barnes is shite yet as soon as he's been linked with Chelsea he's being talked about like he's world class. Getting away with murder here, should definitely be on a yellow.

Negative : Joselu taking a pen Plus : Pope as keeper in FPL The result was guaranteed as soon as he had the ball in his hands, the useless prick.

Still outclassing us technically on the pitch though, shows how bad we are.

Atsu having one of his shockers today. Replace him now ffs.

I said the other day I think the TO is very much on, Rafa has been extremely calm and quite careful not to ruffle feathers like he has done in previous windows, whereas previous experiences of him have shown he gets to this point and then publicly calls out the powers that be and slates them to the max. Perhaps I'm being overly optimistic - in fact being a NUFC fan I definitely am - but something doesn't quite sit right with Rafa's behaviour this window.

Don't even know why Rafa is bothering adding to the list. Just leave it, it's only going to have the same outcome anyway.

I don't believe for a second this will happen.

& Mangala agrees to a 50% + wage cut.

Such a good football club, for the limitations they work within they totally do it right.

The reason being because he's shit. Edit: Sone Aluko isn't being linked with us, is he!? I'd honestly rather have Eni.

Worked out alright for Fraser Forster tbf.

Love how they even had it typed out in a dramatic Jeff Stelling voice. We understand the player IS ON HIS WAY to Tyneside for a medical.

Does Antoine Sibierski still play football ?

As long as God hasn't told him he's going to hell for playing for Newcastle we should be alright.

Tbf, in terms of a relegation battle it probably is imo. Is it shite, "a statement of intent" = loaning a striker who can't play for Liverpool... and agreeing to pay his wages ! Oooohh! His lack of wanting to fork out on permanent signings is still giving me hope of the takeover being on... double edged sword maybe.

Without attempting to sound like a complete cunt, I wouldn't call loaning a player for a few months a huge statement of intent tbh. #

Weak as piss and generally just piss-poor at anything and everything. Would rather Gamez in there ahead of him.