Sho Time

Don't blame him. He needs as much money as possible to give to his sperm donor kids 'cos he has AIDS, so I've heard.

Only just would be his argument, despite our apparent limitations and he gave Rafa fuck all to spend in Jan to address them, or prepare for the following season. Seen something the other day which summed up everything; our line-up against Swansea was almost the same as the one that played Brentford, only differences being Yedlin for Anita, Diame for Colback Atsu for Gouffran All players we had in the same season...

Exactly, all the work behind the scenes done prior to the transfer window is undone once again because of the fat mans unwillingness to reasonably back him.

Also for the story of MA not being happy with Rafa's signings in the Championship... 1) You need a squad for all those games most importantly 2) That's what happens when you force your manager into signing their 3rd/4th/5th choice players you fat fucking daft cunt.

So instead of getting in players in our real problem areas to give ourselves the best chance of staying up, you want a set-piece taker who takes over Ritchie's duty just so you can say "here a telt yis he's shit like look at these stats man" and nod agreeingly to yourself ?

Hal Robson-Kanu it is. 3 signings for the price of one.

It wouldn't be a transfer window without Gameiro being linked. Wonder when the Erding links are gonna come back out as well...

Sad that people are so pathetic and will happily line a horrible cunts pocket who is just laughing at them so they have "something to do". Just fucking watch it on telly instead or find support a lower league team.

Played my wildcard and shacked up on 67 with Lingard still to play. Hoping for a good one so I can do my usual have a mint second half of the season after an atrocious start.

Only because he was after the widow.

Gan boil your head man you whopper.

Diame wasn't awful either, he drove us forward a lot and won his fair share of important challenges. Gave away about 6 silly fouls, gave away the ball quite a bit etc. He did drive us forward, but to little effect. Including the brilliant pass he made which contributed to our equaliser? I only watched the second half admittedly but he appears to be the only player who is spraying the ball about with real purpose for us. He's inconsistent and should definitely be registering more goals/assists, but at the moment he should be starting. We're absolutely incapable of even starting an attack without him. Spot on Not seen it back since I got away from SJP but I thought it came from his tackle to win the ball back as well. Aye, it did.

He seems to do little more than take a player on a run with him when he's playing. Shit defensively and absolutely pathetic going forward. Him and Ritchie both offer complete and utter fart with no shite down that wing.

World class.

Diame wasn't awful either, he drove us forward a lot and won his fair share of important challenges. Gave away about 6 silly fouls, gave away the ball quite a bit etc. He did drive us forward, but to little effect. Including the brilliant pass he made which contributed to our equaliser? I only watched the second half admittedly but he appears to be the only player who is spraying the ball about with real purpose for us. He's inconsistent and should definitely be registering more goals/assists, but at the moment he should be starting. We're absolutely incapable of even starting an attack without him.

Your avatar is deceiving. Thought that was Mick McCarthy looking suave before I realised it was Daveed. Mick McCarthy how very dare you pistols at dawn MicMac is good value like. Top bloke, especially when you consider his achievements such as Careless Whisper (1 & 2) and Mick McCarthy gets scared of nothing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42626014 Bit of an over-reaction but it could do with high-profile figures pointing stuff like this out. This deal is totally crooked and Chelsea have plenty of history with dodgy practice.

Can see him at home slapping his own wrist saying "bad Peter" to himself over and over. I hope he loses his job (but finds another one with no association with NUFC - see, I'm not that cruel), the ugly mong.

They don't exist, I knew all along they were Bishop pawns.

Doubt we'll be so fortunate that Stoke find a manager as bad as Pardew. No doubt in my mind they'll go for a UK-based gaffer, though... Pulis to return is probably the most likely result here.

I don't think I can see him. Unless we're talking about the fat little ginger scrote near the bottom.

I've done it at Highfield Rd, in the Holte End at Villa Park and in the home stand at White Hart Lane. Villa definitely the diciest. I was in the home end for our game against Everton at Goodison in 15/16, we lost 3-0 so I managed to avoid my head getting stamped on by some scouse mackems.

Fuck waiting. WILDCARD, BITCHES!

Ah shit, I done it wrong.